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MOPPING UP ATER CHILDBIRTH - MN NEEDS SOME HELP

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NotCod · 29/09/2008 17:59

GOD WHATS IT? a virtual labour

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avenanap · 29/09/2008 18:19

Hamper for meee too please!

PortAndLemon · 29/09/2008 18:18

It's all under control (ish), apparently. Alternative venues are being sought and the heavy squad are trying to get our deposit back.

SaintGeorge · 29/09/2008 18:18

By JustineMumsnet on Mon 29-Sep-08 18:07:34 (from MNHQ)
Oh I see - would hampers help? Hampers all round!

Can we quote you on that Justine?

Like I have just have, but with more meaning.

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AbbyMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:16

What, our party isn't happening? That's it, I'm downing forceps.

avenanap · 29/09/2008 18:16

It's over run by bloody rocking horses!

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JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:15

What's the world coming to!

PortAndLemon · 29/09/2008 18:14

Venue has had licence suspended after a shooting incident, Justine, and we won't know if it gets it back until November, I think.

willow · 29/09/2008 18:12

I do recall turning around to see DH having a try of the G&A and just yelling "FFS"

avenanap · 29/09/2008 18:09

Don't forget the chocolate flame. CHOCOLATE!!!

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JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:09

Have we lost our venue ?

Flamesparrow · 29/09/2008 18:09

hampers (with much wine coffee and cheese) would go a long way.

Oh and a new xmas do venue please

avenanap · 29/09/2008 18:08

can I stay for a while, I'm sick of rocking horse threads.

Hamper!!!!

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NotCod · 29/09/2008 18:08

heheh eme and abby

" mn needs your "h was a tosser during labour quotes"

arf

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littlelapin · 29/09/2008 18:07

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AbbyMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:07

And you are so wrong - we have pain relief, caesarians and all sorts of other gory stuff to get through first.

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JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:07

Oh I see - would hampers help? Hampers all round!

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AbbyMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:07

I know what she's talking about - all my threads asking for quotes - and yes, by the time I've finished it will feel as though I've been in labour for weeks and ripped to shreds in the process.

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NotCod · 29/09/2008 18:06

mn keep startign these htreads

i htink we are almost thtourhg labour now.

next willbe "naming youer baby mn needs your help"

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JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:06

Increasingly I feel that I have absolutely no idea what you are all talking about...

Flamesparrow · 29/09/2008 18:05

Oh ok, one each

I'll end up with the bloody trip now won't I??

littlelapin · 29/09/2008 18:05

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piratecat · 29/09/2008 18:04

just breathe thru them luv

avenanap · 29/09/2008 18:04

There's 2!

Ive never had a hamper. Pleeeeeaaaaassssseeee!

Flamesparrow · 29/09/2008 18:03
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JustineMumsnet · 29/09/2008 18:02

Bog off out of here !

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