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I love morningpaper's round ups - they really are ace

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katierocket · 05/09/2008 14:44

that's it really. I don't have time to post much anymore and the round ups really remind me why I love the humour on mumsnet.

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solo · 05/09/2008 23:40

Well, how come I only seem to get the roundup once a fortnight or less? hmmphhhh! I didn't even know that it was a weekly thing until now. I know I don't have blue eyes, but neither do I smell bad.

BreeVanderCampLGJ · 05/09/2008 23:05

Because the girls own the site, and they make judgment calls on what makes good business sense ??

We are but tourists.

KerryMum · 05/09/2008 22:44

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StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2008 21:39

groan

VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2008 21:38

What a fowl joke......

(because it wanted to show the hedgehog that it could be done)

Dior · 05/09/2008 21:36

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WendyWeber · 05/09/2008 21:34

I was in it once but I can't remember when or why or anything (was probably drunk at the time)

KerryMum · 05/09/2008 21:33

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sallystrawberry · 05/09/2008 21:32

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StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2008 21:31

oooh I've been in it
A thread about speculums (specula?) I think

KerryMum · 05/09/2008 21:31

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StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2008 21:31

VVVQV why do you think the chicken crossed the road?
(There you go, a nice opener for one of your witticisms)

mehgalegs · 05/09/2008 21:31

I was in it once but I had namechanged so nobody knew it was me .

KerryMum, you were in it when you started a thread about never being in the roundup I seem to remember

PussinJimmyChoos · 05/09/2008 21:30

I consider being in the round up a sign that you have 'arrived' on Mumsnet....but, even though I have been posting for well over a year, I still haven't made it!

I will resort to sending MP cheques if she CATs me her sortcode and acc no...

VeniVidiVickiQV · 05/09/2008 21:28

It's been a while since i've been in the roundup.

MP, can you please search out all of my posts for next week? You clearly arent looking at my posts which are always eloquent, witty and brilliant.

Thank you.

morningpaper · 05/09/2008 21:27

when you huffed "Where are the scientists?" and Lapin said "Oh an escape pod to Jupiter hahahaha!" or something which i thought was HILARIOUS

TrinityRhino · 05/09/2008 21:23

I've neeeeever been in it
I love it

but I'm not funny

KerryMum · 05/09/2008 21:22

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StealthPolarBear · 05/09/2008 21:15

no, on hotmail, got the roundup last week, just not today

morningpaper · 05/09/2008 21:08

Ooh I met NikitaTech, she is the size of a mouse and lives in a matchbox

She had a packet of biscuits on her desk which BigTech kept stealing which explains a lot

morningpaper · 05/09/2008 21:06

Poor Kerrymum, you actually made my first draft this week but it was mashed up by my team of crack heads editors and you failed to make the final cut

Have noted use of "one" and will utilise that in future

policywonk · 05/09/2008 21:03

This week's was particularly funny.

MrsWeasley · 05/09/2008 21:02

WW: of course she is allowed to put herself in it, its hers she can do what she likes.

MimsieNet · 05/09/2008 20:57

I only seem to be be funny on threads MP doesn't read...

DoNotAnnoy · 05/09/2008 20:55

I wondered that Wendy.

Not only did she put herself but she planted a thread for the purpose .

Those that haven't got it - are you on AOL by any chance? I think recognise some of you as AOL'ers. I haven't been getting them recently either. I check them on the link above.

There are known problems with AOl and MNemails. Old TECH was very good at keeping on top of them. I don't think BigTech has managed to get undercover at AOL yet to solve the problems. Maybe it is because he is too big. Maybe you should sen YetMoreTech in or even NikitaTech (she sounds small...is she still around?)

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