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haveyou ever caught anyone out lying on mumsnet

212 replies

FluffyMummy123 · 07/08/2008 13:15

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EachPeachPearMum · 07/08/2008 21:11

pmsl- FMV you are a genius!

traceybath · 07/08/2008 20:36

definitely on purchases threads or some people just buy an awful lot of v expensive clothes

JudgeNutmeg · 07/08/2008 19:47

I'm not really a Judge either. Sorry.

filthymindedvixen · 07/08/2008 19:46

me! I just lied. I've never done drugs!

zippitippitoes · 07/08/2008 19:45

well

have you ever caught anyone out lying on mumsnet

filthymindedvixen · 07/08/2008 19:45

Always

CouldYouWouldYouWithaGoat · 07/08/2008 19:45

now vixen IS on drugs. hilarity!

CouldYouWouldYouWithaGoat · 07/08/2008 19:44

nothing non-prescription.

filthymindedvixen · 07/08/2008 19:44

I would not do it on a boat
I would not do it with a goat
Not with a cod, not with a cat
nor with a mooncup nor a bat
I do not like greggs sausage rolls
I do not like to feed the trolls....

{grin]

CouldYouWouldYouWithaGoat · 07/08/2008 19:43

pmsl

zippitippitoes · 07/08/2008 19:42

goat are you on drugs

Califrau · 07/08/2008 19:39

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WouldUInaBoatWouldUWithAGoat · 07/08/2008 19:36

you do not like it
so you say
try it try i
and you may
try it an dyou may i say

catinthehat · 07/08/2008 19:24

ooh pixelherder, was the picture set in the kitchen? Being deliberately vague, obv....
Think I know the one you mean.

filthymindedvixen · 07/08/2008 19:22

I do not like it...

WouldUInaBoatWouldUWithAGoatt · 07/08/2008 19:17

e voila

llareggub · 07/08/2008 19:16

yes, zippi is indeed a real life lovely person, who is indeed rather gabby but in a very interesting way.

ThePettyandIllinformedGoat · 07/08/2008 19:13

thank you vixen for proving my point!

(liking the dr zeusz thing, i feel a name change coming on)

RoccocoFlourishes · 07/08/2008 19:11

Yeah the children aren't really my husband's good gracious no. One is Harry's. He was 15, drunk on Pimms, up for it, I needed sperm ASAP.

The other one is James Hewitts. I wanted the children to look alike.

Andrew is gay too btw. That's the real reason he and sarah broke up. Well, bi-sexual. That means he'd shag anything. sept sarah, arf arf arf

Cammelia · 07/08/2008 19:06

Sophie, d'you ever think your dh is just a little bit gay

filthymindedvixen · 07/08/2008 18:54
RoccocoFlourishes · 07/08/2008 18:54

Yeah it's all a lie, every word I've ever typed., I'm not really a single mother on benefits!!

I'm actually Sophie Wessex, but that's just SO embarrassing I invented the single mum thing so I mingle with the masses.

Cammelia · 07/08/2008 18:52

I don't believe that cod is really against private schools

Mercy · 07/08/2008 18:48

All I can say is that I'm not doing the Christmas gift thing again.

(with apologies to the people who organised it because you did a great job))

zippitippitoes · 07/08/2008 18:48

oh my life i am sure sounds equally implausible

it even does to me