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Can we have a Wanker's Corner?

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onebatmother · 24/06/2008 13:29

Hello.

It's been noted in the past that there are some pretentious wankers amongst us who like to discuss some general subjects (eg.Porn, Religion) in a fairly, erm.. academic manner, and that this sometimes seems to intimidate and/or infuriate other posters.

There doesn't seem to be an easy solution to this problem: there's no doubt that people really do feel intimidated and that it might prevent them from posting on a subject that concerns them. It also must feel hijack-y at times.

At the same time, it's hard for the Wanker's to be told that they mustn't post anything that might intimidate.

Would it be possible to have a special place, with very hard chairs to keep us awake, that we may call our own?

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Swedes · 27/06/2008 21:02

Hassled - Welcome.

Habbibu · 27/06/2008 21:01

Winter 1008/09? Yes. Made to last, that stuff.

Swedes · 27/06/2008 21:00

Habbibu - Your Velvet Trencher - is it Boden Winter 08/09?

Hassled · 27/06/2008 20:36

. Have been lurking for what seems like most of life and am in awe of the extent of wankerdom you have attained. I can only dream of such heights.

But seriously, who is the unhappier Cook? I do need to know. I've also spent far too long trying to find parallels between Il Postino and Postman Pat and concluded that there are none. Is that significant in any way?

JeremyVile · 27/06/2008 20:31

...nah, I still haven't shared nearly as much as Swedes.

JeremyVile · 27/06/2008 20:30

TMI?

JeremyVile · 27/06/2008 20:30

"I love the fact that I'm curvy; it makes the beard a lovely surprise"

I just laughed so much that my arse gave a round of applause!

Habbibu · 27/06/2008 19:48

Swedes, a truly wankerish knowledge of the 8th century. This evening's star of the corner, I submit.

onebatmother · 27/06/2008 19:30

Good lord no iwish! I hope not, anyway. If there were it would definitely involve intertextual harrassment.

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iwishiwasnatashakhan · 27/06/2008 19:15

is there a wankerish hazing?

onebatmother · 27/06/2008 19:01

Excellent idea.

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TheHedgeWitch · 27/06/2008 18:58

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Swedes · 27/06/2008 18:57

I'm going to have a glass of wine.

Swedes · 27/06/2008 18:54

TheHedgeWitch - I think the plural of Alan isn't Alans it's Alani. In fact I'm sure of it.

onebatmother · 27/06/2008 18:52

Snort! It is true I have rather run to fat, and pomposity is my forte, I'm sure you'll agree.

Actually I rather love Stephen Fry. And Hugh Laurie come to think of it.

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Swedes · 27/06/2008 18:52

Now I hadn't thought about turning the MNWT into a TV show. But it's thought.

TheHedgeWitch · 27/06/2008 18:24

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Threadwworm · 27/06/2008 18:22

Makes you MN's own StephenFry, whi=ch isn't altogether a bad thing to be on the whole.

onebatmother · 27/06/2008 18:21

boom boom Swedes!

Not yet, but my crescendo approaches.

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Threadwworm · 27/06/2008 18:16

Harmless mop-topped foil to Stephen Fry.

onebatmother · 27/06/2008 18:13

That depends.. on what an Alan is, exactly?

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TheHedgeWitch · 27/06/2008 17:52

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Swedes · 27/06/2008 16:39

Have you pulled it off yet Onebat?

onebatmother · 27/06/2008 16:38

UQD did you like the novel we've begun in your honour?

I am coming to terms with the tragic realization that we wankers will always be rootless.

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Swedes · 27/06/2008 16:32

I feel more comfortable (sic) with frottage.

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