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Best ever thread titles - help please!

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JustineMumsnet · 23/06/2008 09:19

Morning all,
I'm just penning the foreward of our Toddlers book and want to try and give a taste of Mumsnet in all its glory. I was thinking that a good way to do that using the best/funniest/most bizarre thread titles. I've got a brain like a sieve though and can't remember any - can you help? (Please!)

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TigerFeet · 23/06/2008 09:48

The Cunting Sainsburys one

Somehow I reckon that one won't make it into a book

WWB I did misread that one (Kewcumber is trying to arrange a MoFo's meeting, did you see the thread?)

ranting · 23/06/2008 09:48

Yep I think the shredded wheat one summed mn up nicely. Had visions of organised mothers all over the land grating wheat (along with fingers) into a bowl.It's one of those threads, you've just got to open, just to see if someone actually does.

OverMyDeadBody · 23/06/2008 09:45

"Does anyone else make Shredded Wheat?" had me roffling

WigWamBam · 23/06/2008 09:36

"Help!! DD has done a wee in her patent leather kickers ......."

Which, of course, everyone read as something else

HeadFairy · 23/06/2008 09:30

the 10/10 ones are great, "kale and peas softly with his song anyone"?

daftpunk · 23/06/2008 09:26

deffo...the "i love rocket and roll put another lime in the fruit bowl baby" was pure class! lol

Boco · 23/06/2008 09:24

ALL the 10/10 vegger titles are genius.

umberella · 23/06/2008 09:23

I mean, groin???!!!

umberella · 23/06/2008 09:22

Multiple births: D'y ever wonder if that's a hamster in the garden or just a DT's poo? [groin]

umberella · 23/06/2008 09:21

what was the one about the hamster in the garden (or a dt's poo)? that had me in fits every time...hang on....