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Best ever thread titles - help please!

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JustineMumsnet · 23/06/2008 09:19

Morning all,
I'm just penning the foreward of our Toddlers book and want to try and give a taste of Mumsnet in all its glory. I was thinking that a good way to do that using the best/funniest/most bizarre thread titles. I've got a brain like a sieve though and can't remember any - can you help? (Please!)

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NormaStanleyFletcher · 23/06/2008 13:19

The one in active convos now ain't bad

"Does anyone remember my neighbour who shags noisily while I am trying to have my Sunday crossant?...... "

Rosa · 23/06/2008 13:18

Something like if your dd ran through the room shouting ouch ouch my bums on fire....

Then you opened the thread and it continued .. do you think that last nights bang bang chicken was too spicy? ( or something similar)
I think it was twiglett who started that thread. It just made me LOL -lots !

NormaStanleyFletcher · 23/06/2008 13:16

"1st day of Tupler Technique and I can see my Lady Garden! " made me hopeful

"Has a random act of kindness stayed in your memory forever? " was very nice

"cunting sainsbos" made me larf as did "What Not to Do - the stupidity thread "

erm

Guadalupe · 23/06/2008 12:46

that minty sperm one got right up people's noses

MamaG · 23/06/2008 12:41

oh that paypal one was hilarious

wheresthehamster · 23/06/2008 12:40

Why is it that when I call Paypal it sounds like someones having a wank on the line between options?

Sod brazilians, hollywoods etc. Come here if you have a full blown hedgerow

Probably neither are suitable I know

FrannyandZooey · 23/06/2008 12:33

I liked the panty moths and the leather knickers also

MamaG · 23/06/2008 12:32

I remember @-

Can I put semen on my daughter's hair (I think thats right!)

DH just criticised my fanjo (don't know who started that one )

There's a rat in ma garden what ama gonna do (Kbear)

FrannyandZooey · 23/06/2008 12:11

well yes it has to be cunting sainsburys
but that's not really top foreword material is it

RubySlippers · 23/06/2008 11:57

there was one about somone removing their own piles with some DIY surgery

didn't they call themselves, the amateur arse doctor?

Miaou · 23/06/2008 11:47

Darnit, WWB beat me to the patent leather kickers one

I love the 10/10 ones!

TooTicky · 23/06/2008 11:27

All the 10/10 ones obviously.

BlueDragonfly · 23/06/2008 11:23

oh! what about the hamster thread> that must have had a funny title

BlueDragonfly · 23/06/2008 11:23

the macaroon incident is a good one

have been searching for the cube of poo thread (the original one) and Caitlin Moran apparently quoted it in an article, maybe its linked there?. i haven't got time to look now (viewing a house -hoorah!) will search later

FluffyMummy123 · 23/06/2008 11:22

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BlueDragonfly · 23/06/2008 11:21

sainsbo's

FluffyMummy123 · 23/06/2008 11:18

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FluffyMummy123 · 23/06/2008 11:17

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BlueDragonfly · 23/06/2008 11:15

@ cod

FluffyMummy123 · 23/06/2008 11:10

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Kindersurprise · 23/06/2008 11:10

My favourite one was Cunting Sainsburys, not sure if that is the one that will get all the buyers of the book to log onto MN though.

The 10/10 ones are genius.

Memorable poos is great, as is the thread.

And I loved the one about someone doing something small that stayed with you forever, LL started it I think.

fryalot · 23/06/2008 11:01

I think that the cube of poo features in "memorable poos in inappropriate places"

peasholme · 23/06/2008 11:01

Bird in my loft! Bird in my loft! was always my favourite. but I killed that thread and I never did find out what happened.
Agree with the 10/10 titles. Top notch.

DrNortherner · 23/06/2008 11:01

Behaviour / development: I can only sleep when I touch you mummy and if you walk more than two paces from me I will scweam and scweam and scweam til snot fills my cot and I drown....

BlueDragonfly · 23/06/2008 10:38

was going to suggest the cunting sainsbury one

but seeing as we are talking toddlers it has to be one from the cube of poo thread! I can't remember the title off the top of my head but its something like "is that pate...no IT'S POO" (well it is in my head lol!)