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Original poster

I think the thread on the Caitlin Moran article should be deleted and all discussion of it be banned

234 replies

emkana · 16/03/2008 22:39

It won't come to anything other than upset and flounces.

OP posts:
BecauseImWoeufIt · 17/03/2008 12:04

Boco - is that bum sex or Mooncup instructions?

Carmenere · 17/03/2008 12:04

LOLOLOLOL oh dear, sympathy to you

Boco · 17/03/2008 12:03

You're obviously struggling with your suction LV, you know you have to hold it in place and give a little squeeze?

hecate · 17/03/2008 12:02

Erm, hang on, can I just clarify MamaG - is that the one topic - bum sex with chicken eggs at Justine's house?

MamaG · 17/03/2008 12:02

tmi

LordVenger · 17/03/2008 12:02

I did period on the floor yesterday. That was a low-point. In front of my friends. "Oh my GOD, is your foot bleeding?" she said. "This isn't the right time to tell you how great Mooncups are, is it?" I replied.

MamaG · 17/03/2008 12:02

basically, yes

hecate · 17/03/2008 12:01

I see MamaG. Same old same old then?

PrincessPeaHead · 17/03/2008 12:01

No I haven't Wendy
I'm off!

WendyWeber · 17/03/2008 12:01

I have dustbunnies and football boots in mine

Boco · 17/03/2008 12:01

The thing that sticks in my memory about you LordVenger is that you do sick in your mouth and sometimes your handbag. The queen doesn't ever do that, that's how I'd tell.

MamaG · 17/03/2008 12:00

Funny you should say that pph, I don't have handprints.

A fine layer of dog hair yes, evne the occasional pawprint, but no handprints

WendyWeber · 17/03/2008 12:00

Have you made those buns already, pph?

PrincessPeaHead · 17/03/2008 12:00

Oi you piddly little Lord. There's royalty on this site and you ain't it.
Get in line. At the back

LordVenger · 17/03/2008 12:00

All that said, though, she had the air of a woman who was used to seeing the floor, though. Unlike me, who often screams when it becomes visible, from shock.

FioFio · 17/03/2008 12:00

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BecauseImWoeufIt · 17/03/2008 12:00

God - another list I'm not on ...

PrincessPeaHead · 17/03/2008 11:59

What is it with handprints? I don't have handprints in my house. I've never had handprints. I have mud and surfaces covered with neatly stacked piles of STUFF and a serious carpet moth problem and acres of plastic toys in crates, but I don't have handprints....

should I have handprints?

LordVenger · 17/03/2008 11:59

Well to be fair, I guess being a journalist coming to interview someone about their parenting website means you are unlikely to see the REAL TRUTH of someone's domestic situation. There will have been a certain amount of SPRITZING. I am very much like the Queen in that respect. Everywhere I go smells of fresh paint, and people never know whether to call me "Your majesty" or not.

MamaG · 17/03/2008 11:59

I reckon we should make an unannounced visit. We'd see fingerprints galore, shop bought cake and a load of papers on the table.

Carmenere · 17/03/2008 11:58

Do we have any proof that the children are actually hers???

morningpaper · 17/03/2008 11:57

Was this like a MAIN LIVING ROOM or was it ONE SPECIAL ROOM that she doesn't normally ALLOW the children in?

Does she keep her children in a different house?

I don't understand

I am so screaming jealous

Why no handprints everywhere? Does she just hook her children up to IV drips once a day for feeding purposes?

MamaG · 17/03/2008 11:57

hecate its fine, we're now gossiping about Justine's house, discussing bum sex and chicken eggs

hecate · 17/03/2008 11:57

what are you lot fighting about this time?

MamaG · 17/03/2008 11:56

LV

more gossip please. did the house have

  1. Soft toilet paper - poss quilted?
  2. Any dust, anywhere?
  3. Did you surreptitiously put your hand down the back of the sofa? I always do that.