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It's the 2021 Christmas Name Change Competition!

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 14/12/2021 15:38

We don’t want a lot for Christmas…
There is just one thing we need,
We don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree,
We just want you to change your name,
Join in our jolly festive game,
Make our wish come truuueeeeeeeee….
All we want for Christmas is yooooooooooooooooouuuu (to change your name) baby!

Seasons greetings, festive frolickers and welcome to the 2021 Christmas name change competition! It’s time to go into the attic and dust off your Christmas names for the chance to win some tat prizes!

To enter: change your username to a festive play on your usual MN name. Post on this thread under your new name and let us know your old username. We’ll shortlist the best ones on 22nd December and put them to a MNHQ-wide vote on Christmas Eve, when we’ll announce the winner.

Good luck, everyone! Xmas Grin

It's the 2021 Christmas Name Change Competition!
OP posts:
Iwannascreammerrychristmas8 · 15/12/2021 14:43

Previously Iwannascream8… you can see what I did there!

JenxnaNowWithTinsel · 15/12/2021 14:34

I am normally Jenxna Xmas Grin

DasherDotComet · 15/12/2021 14:10

Im normally DashDotCom
Smile

Santasunderstudy · 15/12/2021 13:19

Seasons greetings! I'm usually known by underpaidsnackbitch

WhatdramathisChristmas · 15/12/2021 13:07

There's always one.
I'm Timeforwinterclothes.

RaskolnikovsIgloo · 15/12/2021 13:04

Was RaskolnikovsGarret

IWannaWishYouANutNutsChristmas · 15/12/2021 12:59

I'm PrincessNutNuts in non festive times. Smile

suckingonyulelogs · 15/12/2021 12:23

Swapping my chilli dogs for yule logs (usually suckingonchillidogs)

blitzen · 15/12/2021 12:20

Not sure if I qualify for this one!

vampirestockingfiller · 15/12/2021 12:18

My usual name is Vampirethriller.

SnowyFeetByMoonlightBlue · 15/12/2021 10:03

Just looked at mine again & tweaked it a bit so it fits both previous ncs (Sacreblue & BarefootByMoonlight)

I’ll have to have a completely new one one for 2022

AchingStevens · 15/12/2021 10:01

My usual name is "PeeAche"

... Merry Christmas

... Everyone!

TheFestiveFeminist · 15/12/2021 09:54

This is my name change from TheFeistyFeminist, to demonstrate that I'm no killjoy! 🤣🤣🤣

MyPatronusIsASnowman · 15/12/2021 08:27

Usual name MyPatronusIsAPenguin although I guess I could have left it as that!

SmellyOldPartridgeinaPearTree · 15/12/2021 07:55

Previously SmellyOldOwls

Santapankitoo · 15/12/2021 07:10

Usually AnneKipankitoo.

There is an unofficial thread in Chat.

Special thanks to @SequinsandStiIettos

squiffygoup · 15/12/2021 07:05

Usually I am ifigoup, but I intend to drink Nigella’s poinsettia fizz from 9am on Christmas day.

Baubles2ndLights1st · 15/12/2021 05:06

I was previously Bubbles1st but let's face it you should always put lights on before baubles so could be that direct of a swap!

monkeystockings · 15/12/2021 04:17

Monkeysox 🧦

TurkeyRoastvBubbleandSqueek · 15/12/2021 02:27

Merry Christmas Everyone 🎄

My usual name is
HeartsvBrains
or
HeartvBrain... I can"t remember!

thenewduchessoflapland · 15/12/2021 02:22

@HollyTits

My usual name is thistletits
I would have personally gone for tinsel tits
thenewduchessoflapland · 15/12/2021 02:19

was the new duchess of Hastings

I think we'd all love to see the duke of Hastings in his sexy Santa outfit though

marymotherofpfb · 15/12/2021 02:11

Usual name maryclare

JustATurkeySingeinIntheRange · 15/12/2021 00:40

SinginIntheRain is my usual name

This describes my disastrous cooking nicely. 🍳

Wellhungdonkey · 15/12/2021 00:27

Every stable needs one