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Quote of the week...

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merrylissiemas · 15/12/2007 21:42

can i nominate this:

I just love rhydian. Dh gets really arsey when i mention i fancy him. He says 'huh, why don't you marry him then'

I don't want to marry him!!! I just want to see his schlong

by lazawreath on thisthread

OP posts:
harpsichordcarrier · 10/04/2008 21:13

By Sobernow on Tue 08-Apr-08 21:30:35
Oh yes, the MIL ones:

"I have just had a baby and my witch of a MIL wants to see it! I have told DH to have her killed but she is so manipulative that she has forced him to let her live "

from this thread Subjects you can't be arsed to debate any more because you're probably never going to change your mind or that of anyone reading you...

S1ur · 09/04/2008 19:40

By TigerFeet on Wed 09-Apr-08 19:35:17

And TigerFeet said "lo, I do find having cotton wool shoved up my fanjo most drying and somewhat vexing, and do not feel that having an absorbent brick in my knickers is the way to cleanliness and godliness. Let there be An Alternative."

And the Mooncup came to pass.

From the 10/10 thread

expatinscotland · 08/04/2008 16:59

highclasshooker:
'Thinking of becoming a prostitute, I want the fast track route I don't want to stand on street corners.'

UnquietDad · 08/04/2008 16:55

By Lauriefairycake on Tue 08-Apr-08 15:20:41

only on mumsnet would we be debating whether eating liver is preferable to having men wank their jizz on your car

(from the swinging thread)

Oliveoil · 08/04/2008 11:14

By Janni on Thu 03-Apr-08 20:58:23

You're bloody lucky to find a CM prepared to put up with you. Ceviche, my arse.

From Moondog's MacDee thread.

MNHQ
CatherineMumsnet · 08/04/2008 11:09

Hi, thanks for all these and keep em coming...

SirDigbyChickenCaesar · 07/04/2008 12:38

can i start early?

By MaloryTowers on Sun 06-Apr-08 18:57:19
you know,you satra thread about vaginal discharge and within a few posts you find yourself recommending a reasonably priced shed or telling all about the little hotel you stayed at in the cotswolds

from this thread

shrinkingsagpuss · 06/04/2008 16:18

I'm with shiny pink shoes, Padboz's quote was best!!

BreeVanDerCampLGJ · 06/04/2008 15:26

The childminder took Moondog's children to Macdonalds today

Not a quote per sé but who would have put money on an OP like that from our dear dear Moony.

I am still chuckling about it......

Swedes · 06/04/2008 15:13

Yes, I spotted that one too. I'd like to second shinypink's post.

ShinyPinkShoes · 06/04/2008 15:12

Link To Thread!

ShinyPinkShoes · 06/04/2008 15:11

Please, please please can we have this one 'cos it made me laugh A Lot!

By Padboz on "What tricks to MNers resort to, to hide their MN habit from their DP?"

my bloke permanently looks like this since I found this bloody site. My sex life is suffering, my bladder capacity is significantly increased because I fail to take toilet breaks and I'm starting to lose interest in my personal appearance.... helpful supportive site for parents my arse

SpecialSlubbers · 03/04/2008 09:49

on the thread QUICK! What Tem F for LDC?

by suprise
"only on mumsnet would that thread title be understood "

verylittlecarrot · 02/04/2008 21:51

By StealthPolarBear on Tue 01-Apr-08 16:07:11
tiktok, give up. There's no point trying to construct your argument out of facts.

on this thread

girlfrommars · 02/04/2008 21:35

Mumcentreplus on the thread about shaving:

"I can't be shaving me fur-burger on a regular basis!...I have a nice trim when it gets a bit jungle-like

OverMyDeadBody · 02/04/2008 21:13

squonk

OverMyDeadBody · 02/04/2008 21:12

By CatIsSleepy:

"I really do think life's too short to make your own ketchup"

on this thread.

It made me laugh anyway.

fryalot · 02/04/2008 21:11

that post by cod was a fake.

the real post said:

"cdo sigo rgouos"

MNHQ
CatherineMumsnet · 02/04/2008 21:08

Ummmmm, not quite what we're looking for

MNHQ
JaneMumsnet · 02/04/2008 21:04
FluffyMummy123 · 02/04/2008 18:29

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Califrau · 02/04/2008 18:21

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Slubberdegullion · 02/04/2008 18:13

or this by frumpygrumpy on the same thread

"Being so big it almost hurts when they want to sit on your knee. And you can't see over the top. And you want to say "darling, you're a bit big for this" but you can't and won't and you cry inwardly at where the time went".

Slubberdegullion · 02/04/2008 12:45

by Anchovy about taking the stabilisers off her sons bike on this thread.

"On Sunday in the park he set off, saying "You can run to keep up with me if you want Mum, but don't tell me when to stop". And I thought at the time what a resonant statement that was, as he wobbled off in a determined manner."

It's a very sentimental thread, and that post did make me cry just a tiny little bit

[saddo]

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CatherineMumsnet · 02/04/2008 12:29

Hello all, nominations please!
Thanks