Quote of the week...

can I get an early nomination in for next week, please?

you'd be surprised at what constitutes a massage. Some of the 'services' I found weren't entirely appropriate. "I am very broadminded and can be clothed or naturist" said one chap. I took his number.

by WanderingTrolley (do you think you should think about just giving her the quote of the week trophy? )

from this thread

'' do you think he'd be saying "nailpolish......done" as he buttoned his flies''

by lackadaisycal from the Gordon Ramsey thread. Genius!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/1375/530286

profiteroles for me too

It must be the profiteroles, I realy did spit coffee at the screen

Forgot the link 'Does your dad wear jeans?'

From a thread called 'Does your dad wear jeans?'

By southeastastra on Thu 08-May-08 14:27:02

"he's not rich zippi but he did win a tarzan lookalike competition at a holiday camp in 1952"

Quite a few funny posts on that thread actually

Califraus was slightly edited for length, if that is allowed.

Califrau reminiscing over her college ball:

"I wore a sort of ginger false beard shaped stick-on thing to arrange each boob into place and then spent the entire evening praying I wouldn't pull! ....
I do remember I danced with DH that night...back before he was mine! Good job he wasn't mine then. He'd never have recovered from the false beards."

on the self adhesive party bra thread

I second the profiteroles one. almost wet myself laughing (really)

On a thread about whether the queen wipes her own bum, comparisons were made to wiping a toddler's bottom.

By SirDigbyChickenCaesar on Mon 12-May-08 14:48:11
suddenly through the halls of the palace...you can hear echoes of...

"One is Finnnnn-ISHED!!"

That is, if MN doesn't mind being sued again!

this thread

"Tell him to take a large cup of grow the fuck up." from madamez.... will try to find the thread now,,,

on this thread BTW

Ah, I think Pagwatch has won with the 'shagging on a Friday afternoon' thread:

By pagwatch on Mon 12-May-08 14:44:51
our neighbours were doing the same most of Sunday. And as she has a somewhat operatic manner when vocalising her delight it all became quite embaressing.
In the end ( after the third time ) I stood on the wall and shouted.
" could you please stop that now. We are trying to eat profiteroles out here"

yes I had been drinking.

( they did stop though)

Mooncups & birth positions - do you ever actually talk about vegetables on that 10/10 thread?
It's really all a front to save you from the Wrath of Cod, isn't it?

This is a lovely one. I was talking to Zippi about suggested birth positions for women with SPD and she said:

By zippitippitoes on Mon 28-Apr-08 21:41:46
how can a birth position be lying on your side with knees together

surely the most you could give birth to then would be a borrower or flat stanley

(from 10 / 10 thread)

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oh a bender !! with cheeese and chips !

by maryannsingleton on the wimpey thread. just made me lmao

Can't beat Slur there but I like this:

By NotQuiteCockney on Sun 20-Apr-08 19:08:24
Obviously only girls should have these. After all, you need a fanjo to cook.

By hecate on Sun 20-Apr-08 19:24:00
I'm never coming to tea at your house.

On the toy kitchens thread.

I am forced to nominate Sobernow AGAIN:

By Sobernow on Fri 11-Apr-08 11:29:20
Perhaps it is a mistranslation of

"In our dawning, mutual intimacy, I induce him to open the little flap in the top of a box of maltesers, so I can put my finger inside and suck them"

on this thread

"This really isn't a book about sex .. it's Miss Smilla's Feeling for Snow

there is a burgeoning romance between 2 characters

the line is from the 'heroine'

"In our dawning, mutual intimacy, I induce him to open the little slit in the head of his penis so I can put my clitoris inside and fuck him"

huh?"

Well done Padboz