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Come on MN, it might be a troll but it showed the wonder or MN

104 replies

Dinosauria · 03/11/2021 21:34

The trans rights thread in Talk. Why delete it, it was within guidelines and a brilliant retort to an obvious troll.

We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringnmmm". Ni

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EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 03/11/2021 22:23

One of the loveliest openings of any children's books I know.

Oh yes.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 03/11/2021 22:20

The Mole had been working very hard all the morning, spring-cleaning his little home. First with brooms, then with dusters; then on ladders and steps and chairs, with a brush and a pail of whitewash; till he had dust in his throat and eyes, and splashes of whitewash all over his black fur, and an aching back and weary arms. Spring was moving in the air above and in the earth below and around him, penetrating even his dark and lowly little house with its spirit of divine discontent and longing.

One of the loveliest openings of any children's books I know.

cuttlefishgame · 03/11/2021 22:19

I only just got home. Trust me to have missed all the fun. Drat and double drat.

SunflowersInTheShade · 03/11/2021 22:16

Oh no! I had just posted.
....
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Theunamedcat · 03/11/2021 22:16

@FlibbertyGiblets

Twinkle twinkle little star.
How we see what you are
EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 03/11/2021 22:15

@JayAlfredPrufrock

I was just about to contribute.

Now my wit will go unread. 😢

You can still do it here. Disturb the universe and eat a peach.
FlibbertyGiblets · 03/11/2021 22:14

Roll me over in the clover,
Roll me over lay me down and do it again

FlibbertyGiblets · 03/11/2021 22:13

Twinkle twinkle little star.

FlibbertyGiblets · 03/11/2021 22:13

Well we can carry on here.

Deadringer · 03/11/2021 22:12

That thread made my day.

EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 03/11/2021 22:09

Beautiful pome Flibberty.

It’s just like the old days.

JayAlfredPrufrock · 03/11/2021 22:08

I was just about to contribute.

Now my wit will go unread. 😢

FlibbertyGiblets · 03/11/2021 22:07

A pome wot I wrote

Women are splendid -
So funny, clever, and fierce;
Cunty types r us.

Ps NSFW.

EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 03/11/2021 22:06

@Redshoeblueshoe

Empressaurus Grin
Wine
EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 03/11/2021 22:05

We were having fun
Taking the thread from the troll
But the thread has gone

MoveAhoy · 03/11/2021 21:59

I made it into that thread!
For The Honor Of Grayskull!

Redshoeblueshoe · 03/11/2021 21:59

Empressaurus Grin

EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 03/11/2021 21:57

Was it for this I cowdled thee as a mommet, MNHQ? We didn’t even get on to the haikus.

Somebodylikeyew · 03/11/2021 21:56

It was brilliant! Honestly MNHQ some of the tripe you leave standing…

TheNemesisOfLame · 03/11/2021 21:54

I was ready to leap in with something pithy. Now my opportunity is gone..gone and never called me mother..

AnneLovesGilbert · 03/11/2021 21:54

It was excellent. MN at its finest.

EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 03/11/2021 21:53

Hoopy!

FlibbertyGiblets · 03/11/2021 21:49

Yep.

EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 03/11/2021 21:47

@FlibbertyGiblets

Completely missed posting a Vogon pome about jowling meated liverslime, bah.
From when men were real men, women were real women & small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri?
FlibbertyGiblets · 03/11/2021 21:42

Completely missed posting a Vogon pome about jowling meated liverslime, bah.