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It's the 2020 Christmas name change competition!

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 04/12/2020 13:18

Baby if you don’t change your name
Don't think we could take the pain
Won't you change your name today? (Change now)
Oh don't leave us alone like this
Don’t you say it’s not Christmasssss Xmas Hmm
Won't you change your name today? (Change now)

Welcome, you festive lot, to the 2020 Mumsnet Christmas name-change competition.

It’s time once again to dust off your Christmas name changes for the chance to win a prize. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name and let us know what your old name was.

The competition will run until December 22nd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all. Xmas Grin

It's the 2020 Christmas name change competition!
OP posts:
FleeceNavidadToEwe · 05/12/2020 07:14

‘Tis I, ShaunaTheSheep, offering Christmas Bleatings to ewe and yours Xmas SmileWine

SOmuchsparkle · 05/12/2020 06:32

Formerly known as SOboredofcleaning

🎄✨🎄✨🎄✨🎄✨🎄✨🎄✨🎄✨

AlexiaSmile · 05/12/2020 04:44
Xmas Blush

My name is Alexia Wink
My New name is CandyKills! =)))

OhLittleBoreOfWhabylon · 04/12/2020 23:11

Mine's better if you sing it Xmas Grin

FrostyGotFurloughed · 04/12/2020 22:49

Was downandout100

Think I may keep my new name

MilesJuppIsAnOldSlutOnJunk · 04/12/2020 20:52

@BeSureToDrinkYourOvaltine

Formally CurrentEvents, now posing as the secret coded message Little Orphan Annie disappointed Ralphie with.
I LOVE that film Xmas Grin
1stMrsFatherChristmas · 04/12/2020 20:15

1stMrsF here, only using my full name at Yuletide Xmas Wink

Mangermaid · 04/12/2020 20:08

I'm usually kennelmaid but mangermaid is my holiday job. I can confirm that donkey shit is very similar to dog shit, just bigger.

BreadSaucery · 04/12/2020 20:00

Was plain old Saucery, now jazzed up to pour over the turkey.

BaileysAndIceForOneplease · 04/12/2020 19:38

I was TeaMilkNonePlease 😀 🎄 🎉 🍹

santabetterwashhishands · 04/12/2020 18:52

Was strongcoffismydrug

BeSureToDrinkYourOvaltine · 04/12/2020 18:42

This reply has been withdrawn

This has been withdrawn by MNHQ at the request of the OP.

smoqpuas · 04/12/2020 18:22

Formally known as sapnupuas

Turn your phone upside down

WitchesBritchesPumpkinPants · 04/12/2020 17:43

@Sanitizerscomingtotown

Baby, it's Covid outside Xmas Wink
I know what you've been sent today Xmas Wink
ReindeerHooves2020 · 04/12/2020 17:22

Rhinofeet Xmas SmileWine

MilesJuppIsAnOldSlutOnJunk · 04/12/2020 16:28

Was MilesJuppIsMyBitch.

ShortSilentNight · 04/12/2020 16:17

ShortSilence here 🎄✨

ShrimpSymphonyofSeasonalSongs · 04/12/2020 15:59

ShrimpSymphony here

willsantausesantatize · 04/12/2020 15:44

Was 80sweregreat!
(Someone should make ' santasitzer'! for Santa to use ) ..

PrincessNutNutRoast · 04/12/2020 15:01

I tried PrincessChestnutNutsRoastingOnAnOpenFire but it was too long.

PrincessNutNutRoast · 04/12/2020 15:00

I'm PrincessNutNut.

AndcalloffChristmas · 04/12/2020 14:38

Sorry mine’s not anything to do with my old name but just thought it was perfect!

If only Alan Rickman had lived to see this... (or alternatively at least he was spared 2020)

My old name was The DowagerDuchess

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 04/12/2020 14:05

@WhyDidntTheyAskSanta

Do you need to know who we were previously?

WhyDidntTheyAskEvans

Ah yes - apols, will add that in now.
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WhyDidntTheyAskSanta · 04/12/2020 14:02

Do you need to know who we were previously?

WhyDidntTheyAskEvans

WhyDidntTheyAskSanta · 04/12/2020 14:01
Xmas Grin