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It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 02/12/2019 15:15

Come they told me
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A Christmas name change to see
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Our finest gifts to win
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A Mumsnet mug maybe some gin
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HO HO HO! It’s the most wonderful time of the year - the Mumsnet Christmas Name Change Competition. Xmas Grin

It’s time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and spend the next three weeks untangling them even though when you put them away last January they were ABSOLUTELY NOT TANGLED.

Ahem. Anyway - we’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name.

The competition will run until December 23rd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all. Xmas Smile

It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>
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itcamefrombeckyvardyself · 04/12/2019 22:37

It came from Becky vardys elf

Previously beckyvardy

Khione · 04/12/2019 21:37

Khione - Greek Goddess of Snow

was

Hecate(h) - Greek Triple Goddess of Crossroads also 'Witchcraft, magic, ghosts' also The maiden, the mother and the crone or birth, growth and death.

AnnoyingSatsumaInMyStocking · 04/12/2019 20:49

Usually TheAnnoyingSatsuma

Deadjinglebellringer · 04/12/2019 20:40

Usually deadringer.

shiveringsparklingtimber · 04/12/2019 20:36

Was shiveringtimber

GluhweinsSousedSnogages · 04/12/2019 19:52

Pankettonne.

GluhweinsSousedSnogages · 04/12/2019 19:51

FFS, how hard is it to squint?

Have you been sniffing eau de sproutarse again, Panettone? Crown Hmm

DasherDancefloorPrancerKitchen · 04/12/2019 19:49

Thanks rage

Secret glitterballs back to you too

... oh dear I seem to have mislaid my glitterball emoji, so this will have to do instead Crown GrinWine

AnniePankettonne · 04/12/2019 19:08

Beautifully dressed, I might add .

AnniePankettonne · 04/12/2019 19:07

It's Salad Insane !
Gluhweins!

Howaboutnoel · 04/12/2019 18:59

Formerly Howaboutnoooo

GluhweinsSousedSnogages · 04/12/2019 18:54

Have you been drinking?

Who me? Xmas Shock

I know your game. You're just after a snogage. Crown Hmm

Mulledwineinajug · 04/12/2019 18:38

Formerly Proseccoinamug

SproutinducingFarti · 04/12/2019 18:36

Have you been drinking?

GluhweinsSousedSnogages · 04/12/2019 18:25

Salad or sprout, It's all gonna end the same way. Xmas Envy💣💨💥☠️

SproutinducingFarti · 04/12/2019 18:17

🧐
Nope. It even has salad servers and everything!

GluhweinsSousedSnogages · 04/12/2019 18:14

Nonsense, you just need to squint......

Squint harder!

Mind you, everyone else can't see through the toxic mist. 's all good.

It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>
SproutinducingFarti · 04/12/2019 18:09

I hate to say it Gluweins but that is a bowl of salad not a Xmas Envy .
It has far less of a Farti effect!

GluhweinsSousedSnogages · 04/12/2019 17:36

Of course I did, Pankettonne. Along with this, spesh for Farti.

There really is no end to my talents.

It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>
Kitkatforchristmasdinner · 04/12/2019 15:36

Was Kitkatfordinner.

FestiveFavourites · 04/12/2019 15:32

Formerly FavouriteSoul. Xmas Wink

AnniePankettonne · 04/12/2019 14:13

Did you sew that yourself , Gluhweins ?.

GluhweinsSousedSnogages · 04/12/2019 13:36

Don't forget your hat Farti...........peg anyone? Xmas Envy

It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>
SproutinducingFarti · 04/12/2019 13:19

Xmas Envy Previously known as EducatingArti

justgivememulledwine · 04/12/2019 11:26

justgivemewine