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It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 02/12/2019 15:15

Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A Christmas name change to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts to win
Pa rum pum pum pum
A Mumsnet mug maybe some gin
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum

HO HO HO! It’s the most wonderful time of the year - the Mumsnet Christmas Name Change Competition. Xmas Grin

It’s time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and spend the next three weeks untangling them even though when you put them away last January they were ABSOLUTELY NOT TANGLED.

Ahem. Anyway - we’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name.

The competition will run until December 23rd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all. Xmas Smile

It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>
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TheQueensChristmasSpeech · 09/12/2019 16:54

Was TheQueensCousin

evilharpyinapeartree · 09/12/2019 13:53

was evilharpy

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Evilharpy in a pear tree.

AnniePankettonne · 09/12/2019 13:46

Oh Come All Ye Faithful, It's The Second Unofficial Annual Christmas Name Change Thread! http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/ninetydayss_only/3758478-Oh-Come-All-Ye-Faithful-Its-The-Second-Unofficial-Annual-Christmas-Name-Change-Thread

akittencalledjesus · 09/12/2019 08:19

Normally acatcalledjohn.

Xmas Grin
AlexaPourMeAnEggnog · 09/12/2019 05:51

Was AlexaPourMeADrink

RudolphIsMySpiritAnimal · 09/12/2019 05:09

Formerly GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal. Xmas Grin

TinselTitsMcTreeee · 08/12/2019 23:00

Actually tinsel tits is way better Xmas Wink

TitselMcTreeee · 08/12/2019 22:57

Was TitsMcGeee!

Xmas Smile
Sickofpineneedles · 08/12/2019 21:04

Usual name sickoffamilydrama but this time of year if it's not the family causing pain it will usually be the pine needles or Lego or all of them at once.
promise I'm actually quite upbeat IRLXmas Wink

yuledrinking99 · 08/12/2019 19:24

Usual name goodthinking99

moglovesmincepies · 08/12/2019 16:01

Formally mogloveseggs

NumbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsStation · 08/12/2019 15:45

Formerly NumbersStation

I will work harder next year. Blush

onlymyElftoanswerto · 08/12/2019 11:24

Was onlymyselftoanswerto

Shutityoujamtart · 08/12/2019 06:40

Was Shutityoutart. Xmas Smile

NativityDreaming · 08/12/2019 06:27

Was NightmareDaemon

PandancerandRabbitoplh · 07/12/2019 21:04

Was PandasandRabbit Xmas Grin

YouretheChristmasCarcass · 07/12/2019 15:39

AcrossthePond55 that was.

Merry Christmas. And you're ALL the carcass! But I luffs your crazy asses.

AnniePankettonne · 07/12/2019 13:24

Oh Come All Ye Faithful, It's The Second Unofficial Annual Christmas Name Change Thread! http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/ninetydayss_only/3758478-Oh-Come-All-Ye-Faithful-Its-The-Second-Unofficial-Annual-Christmas-Name-Change-Thread
WARNING UNOFFICIAL THREAD ALERT

Any one is welcome to join us here with banter , pics , musings .Crown Smile

MapMySleighRide · 07/12/2019 09:03

Used to be MapMyMum
Ignore the name change fail before!!

MapMyMum · 07/12/2019 09:00

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christmasrosesandmistletoe · 07/12/2019 01:01

Was rosesandsunflowers

MerryBrexmasMyArse · 06/12/2019 22:33

Inspired by the thread about Fairytale of New York and our current political climate.
Formerly Theimpossiblegirl.

FakeChristmasTreesaremynewnorm · 06/12/2019 21:24

Was Fakeflowersaremynewnormal apparently the Christmas Tree version was too long though but at least it cut me off in a way that still makes sense.

AnniePankettonne · 06/12/2019 20:39

Xmas GrinJosepheen

JesusMaryAndJosepheen · 06/12/2019 20:24

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