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It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 02/12/2019 15:15

Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A Christmas name change to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts to win
Pa rum pum pum pum
A Mumsnet mug maybe some gin
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
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HO HO HO! It’s the most wonderful time of the year - the Mumsnet Christmas Name Change Competition. Xmas Grin

It’s time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and spend the next three weeks untangling them even though when you put them away last January they were ABSOLUTELY NOT TANGLED.

Ahem. Anyway - we’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name.

The competition will run until December 23rd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all. Xmas Smile

It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>
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LadzXmasYouShatonmyThigh · 11/12/2019 20:02

I don't want a Shark, MNHQ. I want to be Prime Minister tomorrow.
I want Chequers for Christmas.

DanglyNippleBaublesOnThigh · 11/12/2019 19:52

Shaaaaaarrrrk

Except we don't have it yet so anti-climax!!

WHERE is out th'reind's SHARK???? Explain yourselves MNHQ and Thikea???

Tiggs you need your shark!!!

YoHoHoTheGinCatsofThigh · 11/12/2019 19:48

No contest, Lad to win. So topical as well with the film just out.

SHARK, Tiggs, now please. Rattles organ bucket threateningly and stomps back to Thighland.

DanglyNippleBaublesOnThigh · 11/12/2019 19:32

Wooooohoooooo!

Lad to win!!

Come on MNHQ you have to admit this is a winning entry?

(Also, as a side note WHERE IS TIGG'S SHARK????)

LadzXmasYouShatonmyThigh · 11/12/2019 19:13

Aka - LadAlive

I have been forced persuaded by our Glorious Leader to put my head above the parapet.
My name has to be sung to the tune of George Michael's Last Christmas.
No.
Not his last Xmas, groaning in the car.
I'm not an animal.
THE SONG.

Ladz Christmas you shat on my thigh,
You'd had Imodium, so I don't know why,
This year, to save me from smears,
you're getting a triple special.

Once bitten, twice shy,
I kept my distance but you still caught my thigh,
Tell me baby, is it dysenter-ee?
Cos it's been a year so it wouldn't surprise me.

(Merry Christmas) I wrapped it up and flushed it,
With a note saying 'you scruffy cunt', I meant it.
Now I know what a fool I've been,
But if you sat by me now,
I know you'd stool me again.

Ladz Christmas you shat on my thigh,
You'd has Imodium, so I don't know why.
This year, to save me from smears,
You're getting a triple special.

ScreamingValalalalahLalalalah · 11/12/2019 18:42

And it took me three goes to get the right number of 'lahs' Xmas Blush

ScreamingValalalalahLalalalah · 11/12/2019 18:41

I can't sing so I have to scream my carols Xmas Grin

Usually ScreamingValenta

shinynewapplesonachristmastree · 11/12/2019 18:00

Second attempt at Christmas name change

Was shinynewapple

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Mistlewoeandwhine · 11/12/2019 15:38

Mine’s been Christmassy for a while because I forgot to change it back.

SitOnSantasKnee555 · 11/12/2019 10:31

Was Courtney555

farseabouttinsel · 11/12/2019 08:02

Was arseabouttit Xmas Smile best I can do with the not very good in the first place original!

macblank · 11/12/2019 05:58

Santasredsackofitch

My Eastern European alias 🎅

Zoflorabauble · 10/12/2019 20:34

Formally known as Zoflorabore Xmas Grin

TheClausSeason · 10/12/2019 18:48

Was BecauseReasons

LovelyTinsellyBaublesReg · 10/12/2019 18:29

Formerly LovelyCocksReg.

Hollygaggles · 10/12/2019 11:49

I am normally Lollygaggles

CandyCaneLeBonBon · 10/12/2019 10:44

Formerly CandyLeBonBon

PaddingtonBearHardSprouts · 10/12/2019 07:48

Formerly PaddingtonBearHardStare Xmas Grin

YuleAreBeingUnREASTIEable · 10/12/2019 06:44

Reastie here 🎄❄️🎅🏻

DameofGnomes · 09/12/2019 23:14

Was GameofPhones

Triskaidekafalalalala · 09/12/2019 22:57

Normally Triskaidekaphilia

NumbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsStation · 09/12/2019 20:49

Virgine

NumbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsStation · 09/12/2019 20:47

@laudete

Oh you have just made me listen to that. I love it.

Alan Partridge first brought that song to my attention.

EX Maria VIRGINae Gaudete Grin

SunsetOnTheHorizon · 09/12/2019 20:42

Santa on the Horizon

( I wasn't able to change, did it the other around)

Not forgetting a complimentary Ho Ho Ho

laudete · 09/12/2019 20:38

"Gaudete, gaudete, Christus est natus
Ex Maria virgine, gaudete
Tempus adest gratiae, hoc quod optabamus
Carmina laetitiae devote redamus."

^A 16th century Xmas carol contribution from lau888. :)

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