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AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition

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YetARRGHnotherBeckyMumsnet · 21/10/2019 11:27

Gather round you coven of witches,
For the chance to win some Mumsnet riches,*
As it's that time of year once more,
When (plastic) ravens croak and monsters roar,
And the un-dead climb out from their tomb,
When the night takes on an eerie gloom,
Mumsnetters have but one ambition - to win the Halloween name change competition....

Welcome, you spooky lot, to the 2019 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Monday 28th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a shortlist of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Thursday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies from the MNHQ cupboard of treats.

Halloween Grin

*tat

UPDATE The poll is now live so cast your vote nowooooooo!

AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition
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CircleofWillis · 10/11/2019 00:18

Can I bring barnacles as my organ donation? They have the longest penises in the animal kingdom relative to body size.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 10/11/2019 00:16

Well you could just knock through! It's only sensible!!

ThighThighOfthigh · 10/11/2019 00:14

I do need two houses for clutter DT plus I'd like an extra bathroom and to obtain the house next door is the simplest way to do it.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 09/11/2019 23:18

*conscience

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 09/11/2019 23:14

I will put that one in the order Thigh !

We must always have faith that MNHQ have a conscious!

ThighThighOfthigh · 09/11/2019 22:58

Dangly do you think as well as my house I could have the one next door too?

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 09/11/2019 22:28
  • excited
DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 09/11/2019 22:18

I feel exited for our newfound opportunities via MNHQ petty cash!

EmpressLesbianInChair · 09/11/2019 22:12

Thank you Dangly! Then you can all come & stay with me and take the sharks for a scenic swim in the Thames.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 09/11/2019 22:09

Empress Yes of course, I don't see why not! I'll put an order in while we are about it!

EmpressLesbianInChair · 09/11/2019 22:05

Oh Dangly, do you think they’d buy me a flat in Central London?

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 09/11/2019 22:03

Empress oh I see, the BIG sharks would have been gratefully received, we are in need I know you understand!

No I haven't received the big cheque, but I have almost persuaded MNHQ to pay all of our mortgages/rents forever! Do you want in? I feel confident they will oblige!

EmpressLesbianInChair · 09/11/2019 21:41

I'm not IKEA but if I was I'd have given you BIG sharks!

Thigh offered to do a thoem attack for me the other week & it wasn't until that thread that I realised what one was. Have you got your big cheque from MNHQ yet?

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 09/11/2019 21:13

Good deeds and thoem attacks?

Empress you're not Ikea are you?

If you are thanks for the sharks! [heart]

EmpressLesbianInChair · 09/11/2019 21:11

Sometimes people need transplants. We like to do good deeds.

Good deeds and thoem attacks?

HairyDogsOfThigh · 09/11/2019 21:07

Empress you don't need to buy the organs, we have Other Ways of collecting them.

HairyDogsOfThigh · 09/11/2019 21:06

All organs are welcome, but cocks are particularly appreciated. We have plenty of pritt stick for attaching them, so no worries there.

TheLidoOfThighs · 09/11/2019 21:01

Sometimes people need transplants. We like to do good deeds.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 09/11/2019 20:58

Empress well you know, if you drink to much wine (just for example) you might need a new liver!

Generally though we just keep them in the bucket for 'just in case' !

You never know when you might die and need completely replacing! it's like free cryonics (or something!)

Jo why do you find us so weird, just come on over and join us already! We are thriendly! Hmm

ThighThighOfthigh · 09/11/2019 20:56

Chocolate 🍫

NotTonightJosepheen · 09/11/2019 20:49

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EmpressLesbianInChair · 09/11/2019 20:45

What do you use them for, Dangly?

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 09/11/2019 20:38

We do use them Empress but we don't eat them, we always put them back!

Unless one of us needs a new liver!

Or wants to borrow the cat cock for something!

EmpressLesbianInChair · 09/11/2019 20:23

Thigh, while you're here - what do you do with the organs? And would you like me to pick some liver & kidneys up when I go to Asda?

ThighThighOfthigh · 09/11/2019 20:16

It gets fucked with a corkscrew willy like a duck.