Gather round you coven of witches,
For the chance to win some Mumsnet riches,*
As it's that time of year once more,
When (plastic) ravens croak and monsters roar,
And the un-dead climb out from their tomb,
When the night takes on an eerie gloom,
Mumsnetters have but one ambition - to win the Halloween name change competition....
Welcome, you spooky lot, to the 2019 Halloween Name Change Competition.
Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.
You have until Monday 28th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a shortlist of the ten best ones.
You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Thursday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies from the MNHQ cupboard of treats.
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UPDATE The poll is now live so cast your vote nowooooooo!