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AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition

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YetARRGHnotherBeckyMumsnet · 21/10/2019 11:27

Gather round you coven of witches,
For the chance to win some Mumsnet riches,*
As it's that time of year once more,
When (plastic) ravens croak and monsters roar,
And the un-dead climb out from their tomb,
When the night takes on an eerie gloom,
Mumsnetters have but one ambition - to win the Halloween name change competition....

Welcome, you spooky lot, to the 2019 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Monday 28th October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a shortlist of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Thursday 31st October. The winner will receive a bundle of goodies from the MNHQ cupboard of treats.

Halloween Grin

*tat

UPDATE The poll is now live so cast your vote nowooooooo!

AaaawOOOOOoooOOOOO - It's the Halloween Name Change Competition
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NotTonightHalloween · 30/10/2019 13:45

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EyeSpiesArousedSuccubus · 30/10/2019 13:39

I have dropped my curse to try and overthrow the usual politics, by using further politics Halloween Shock, not for my own benefit mind you.

We shall see..... 👀

FranneKipankinstein · 30/10/2019 13:32

Understandable growler .
Nice gnawing you 🎃

bleedinggrowler · 30/10/2019 13:24

I enjoy the antics, but I'm not down with the politics.

So, sorry, but I'm out. I will use a seasonal name possibly but not enter another one of these.

EyeSpiesArousedSuccubus · 30/10/2019 13:19

A lost cause my arse, I shall whip up another curse and see if it has any impact. 🤮

I'll be there!

FranneKipankinstein · 30/10/2019 13:10

I am a lost cause ... Haloween Sad

See you on the C one BB !
Will you be up for it Succubus ? John ? Growler ?

FranneKipankinstein · 30/10/2019 13:08

Can I just say I have enjoyed the contributions to the thread from all you ghouls ....
Vote for me ... vote for me vote for me ! Halloween Wink

FranneKipankinstein · 30/10/2019 13:05

I agree Eyes.

FranneKipankinstein · 30/10/2019 13:04

I agree bleedinggrowler

SpookilyBadOooooooh · 30/10/2019 10:29

@abatculledjohn. You were robbed my friend m, robbed... as were a few others. 🧙‍♀️I’m mixing their gin with 🐸🐛🕷

EyeSpiesArousedSuccubus · 30/10/2019 10:28

Some have no commitment to the thread . Some have staying power . What is that smell ?

Those with no commitment should be sacrificed for the greater evil. Leaving precious tat to be claimed by the unquestionably loyal scum. Myself included

What feckin' smell? My senses left at the first whiff of death.

bleedinggrowler · 30/10/2019 10:27

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/low_carb_bootcamp/a3728904-Week-3-October-Low-Carb-Bootcamp-the-fork-in-the-road?msg_id=91181452#91181452

I see this is all about who you know.

I wont bother with this in future. Didn't realise this is how it works, stupid me.

I dont even understand why some much more creative and clever nc didnt make the list.

Halloween Angry
EyeSpiesArousedSuccubus · 30/10/2019 10:16

As in Fuccubus? I approve.

Succubus is a horny fucker, I wouldn't want it corrupting with halos.

If you would like a ride, however ........ there's a very high risk of death from exhaustion. And bear in mind, it's only available until 11.59pm, October 31st.

FranneKipankinstein · 30/10/2019 10:06

It's the taking part ...
Everyone's a winner...
I am just practicing at loooooooooossssssiiiiiiinnnnggggg , argh .

Some have no commitment to the thread . Some have staying power . What is that smell ?

FranneKipankinstein · 30/10/2019 10:00

Ok , what if I change the S to F ?

EyeSpiesArousedSuccubus · 30/10/2019 09:55

Lovin' the namechange @witchesandhexs, but you're late to the dungeon. MNHQ have already lifted the drawbridge and left us all to rot, minus 13.

@FranneKipankinstein Get arf me bus with that smug sacrilegious halo! Halloween Envy

witchesandhexs · 30/10/2019 08:29

Was gigglesandshits

FranneKipankinstein · 30/10/2019 07:40

[santa][santa][santa][santa][santa][santa][santa][santa]Halo

FranneKipankinstein · 30/10/2019 07:38

I am going to give my mates , Borifice and Demonic a call .
They are great at canvassing.

FranneKipankinstein · 30/10/2019 07:26

I was going to pose with some children but my pumpkin ate them .
I am now embarking on my Succubus tour with lies plastered on the side .

Last time I looked , I was getting hammered by BiWitch . I think I'll just get hammered Gin
Who put these empties in the cupboard ?BB ?

EyeSpiesArousedSuccubus · 29/10/2019 23:51

One, two, Bats coming for HQ
Three, four, better lock gin cupboard door
Five, six, you'll need more than a crucifix
Seven, eight, a gruesome fate awaits
Nine, ten, never breathe again

AaaaaawwwwwwooooooooOoooooOOoooooOoooo!

abatculledjohn · 29/10/2019 23:08

The 12th is already blocked out in my diary.

He did say he'd rather be dead in a ditch. We can help.

BlackBatInBloodSucking · 29/10/2019 23:07

Yes indeedy, that's the true spirit (pun intended) of a Hallowe'en competition: cull the competition and any decision makers you disagree with. We are also available for General Elections Halloween Grin

EyeSpiesArousedSuccubus · 29/10/2019 22:50

Eeeeeeeeeekkkkkk!!!

Wait a sec, if @BlackBatInBloodSucking finishes off @FranneKipankinstein, that leaves an opening for one of us. Naturally the honour should be bestowed upon BBIBS.

If BBIBS teams up with @abatculledjohn, MNHQ are otherwise, ummm........indisposed, leaving the rest of us to raid the tat cupboard.

Fucking epic. 🦇

BlackBatInBloodSucking · 29/10/2019 22:49

...bite together Halloween Wink