Hi PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks (no need to brag, now!)

Sorry if things were running slowly for you last night - it could possibly have been sheer weight of (site) traffic or some other gremlins in the works...

Just wondering if everything's back up to speed again for you this morning?

Hmm. We've flagged this to the tech bods, hope to get back to you soon with advice.

Oh, good - thanks for letting us know. Give us a shout if it goes sideways again. (Hopefully won't!)