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Come one, come all...it's the Mumsnet Christmas name change competition!

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TheAmyGsusMumsnet · 18/12/2017 15:24

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But our competition is so delightful
So if you want to play our game
Change your name, change your name, change your name

Festive greetings, folks.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year - our Christmas Name Change Competition! Time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and be in with the chance to win a prize.

We’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on the thread under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is.

The competition will run until Friday 22nd December when we’ll pick a winner and make the announcement on the thread.

Cheers all! Xmas Grin

OP posts:
HangryHanderSonOfGod · 21/12/2017 09:04

@TrojansAreSmegheads

Red Dwarf I take it Xmas Grin...so... based on that bit:

BewareOfWiseMenBearingGifts
That'sABitOfAFunPrezzy
200PairsOfSocksAndSomeAftershave
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or more tenuously

MerryListermas
XmasLieInBedYouTrojanPigDog
SnowWhiteAndTheSevenRedDwarfs
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Or based on changing name alone:
HohohojansArePissheads
TrojansAreEggnogheads

HangryHanderSonOfGod · 21/12/2017 08:50

usually Hangry Handerson
Happy Xmas! Xmas Smile

Snowtato · 19/12/2017 13:06

I was snotato.
I’m now snowtato.
Not much difference.

FenellaMaxwellsLittleDonkey · 19/12/2017 12:29

Normally FenellaMaxwellsPony

NativityDiaper · 19/12/2017 12:24

Usually NauticalDisaster

ForgetMyrrhBringWine · 19/12/2017 12:19

Me too. Never going to win that MN mug.

TrojansAreSmegheads · 19/12/2017 12:18

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paxillin · 19/12/2017 12:16

Well, and Amy, but she's paid to be here.

paxillin · 19/12/2017 12:16

Just me then at this lonely Christmas party Xmas Sad.

ForgetMyrrhBringWine · 19/12/2017 08:48

Actually... still paxillin.

myrrhxillin · 19/12/2017 08:47

Not feeling that Chritmassy this year. Paxillin

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