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Come one, come all...it's the Mumsnet Christmas name change competition!

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TheAmyGsusMumsnet · 18/12/2017 15:24

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But our competition is so delightful
So if you want to play our game
Change your name, change your name, change your name

Festive greetings, folks.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year - our Christmas Name Change Competition! Time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and be in with the chance to win a prize.

We’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on the thread under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is.

The competition will run until Friday 22nd December when we’ll pick a winner and make the announcement on the thread.

Cheers all! Xmas Grin

OP posts:
SugarPlumpySpaceCow · 21/12/2017 13:07

LumpySpaceCow
Xmas Grin

ExtraFestiveXmasFairy · 21/12/2017 13:03

Usually XmasFairy86 Xmas Grin

TriskaiDeckTheHallsia · 21/12/2017 13:03

Usually Triskaidekaphilia. This was the best I could come up with Blush

Eggnogwench · 21/12/2017 12:41

Usually Beerwench.
I know, it's crap.
Shall get me coat........ Xmas Blush

KrisCringleWinterWonderland · 21/12/2017 12:39

Ah, there's the namechange.

KCWW · 21/12/2017 12:39

My username is just a jumble of letters with no meaning whatsoever.

I've used the letters as the first letter of each word in my new Christmas themed name. How imaginative!

Merryoldgoat · 21/12/2017 12:20

Usually Moanyoldcow

PumpyOldFucker · 21/12/2017 12:10

(was GrumpyOldFucker)

CrackersForlt · 21/12/2017 12:10

Usually MadForlt

PumpyOldFucker · 21/12/2017 12:10

Brussel sprouts make me fart.

Stockingsinarow · 21/12/2017 11:36

Normally thingsthatgo
Happy Christmas everyone xx

FourEyesGoodKingWenceslas · 21/12/2017 11:36

Oh balls! It doesn’t fit on the line at the top! At least not when I’m on my phone. Ah well.

FourEyesGoodKingWenceslas · 21/12/2017 11:36

Not especially inspired, but at least it doesn’t need explaining. Xmas Grin

Usually FourEyesGood.

haveacupofteaandamincepie · 21/12/2017 11:33

Usually haveacupoftea Xmas SmileBrew

JollyLlama · 21/12/2017 11:13

Can’t say I’m feeling overly Christmassy but what the hell!

DollyLlama

DarthMaryMotherOfGod · 21/12/2017 11:09

Usually DarthMother - not sure if my new name is "festive" enough!

BahBumHug · 21/12/2017 11:05

This year’s effort. Usually FatPeopleAreHarderToKidnap

anEvenVASTERbehindIsOnTheWay · 21/12/2017 11:03

Usually aVastBehind, and I expect my behind to go up a dress size. Don't know if everyone says it, but where I am behind is a polite word for bum.

DeadMorose · 21/12/2017 11:01

I’ve been rocking this username for a year now, but it’s very Christmassy. Ded Moroz is Santa in Russian. Xmas Wink

tiredbutFESTIVE · 21/12/2017 11:00

Not much of a pun, but given I don5 even like xmas it’s not a bad attempt. I am still tired butFINE under it all!

loubeylou68smellsofreindeerpoo · 21/12/2017 10:49

As good as it gets Confused

Verilyfrankinscensed · 21/12/2017 10:48

Usually Veryflummoxed. Happy Christmas all.

Butterflyate1975mincepies · 21/12/2017 10:48

I'm usually Butterfly1975 and am already feeling the Christmas heartburn coming on Xmas Wink

EvilDoctorBallerinaRoastDuck · 21/12/2017 10:36

EvilDoctorBallerinaDuck.

TrojansAreSmegheads · 21/12/2017 09:33

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