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Come one, come all...it's the Mumsnet Christmas name change competition!

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TheAmyGsusMumsnet · 18/12/2017 15:24

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But our competition is so delightful
So if you want to play our game
Change your name, change your name, change your name

Festive greetings, folks.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year - our Christmas Name Change Competition! Time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and be in with the chance to win a prize.

We’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on the thread under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is.

The competition will run until Friday 22nd December when we’ll pick a winner and make the announcement on the thread.

Cheers all! Xmas Grin

OP posts:
OComeHalsallYeFaithful · 21/12/2017 23:45

Wasn't going to enter but I felt a sudden urge Grin. I'm usually plain Halsall.

ImtheChristmasCarcass · 21/12/2017 23:41

Usually AcrossthePond55

illumineoneohone · 21/12/2017 23:06

Normally irvineoneohone Xmas Smile

Jinglesplodge · 21/12/2017 22:50

Usually Binglesplodge, checking in as Jinglesplodge for the festive season :-)

TheSnowballFairy · 21/12/2017 22:22

Normally TheSnowFairy - Christmastime all year round Xmas Grin

HiggeldyPigsinblankets · 21/12/2017 22:19

normally higgeldypiggeldy Xmas Grin

gingerbreadhousegenius · 21/12/2017 22:11

Normally gingergenius

AntarticKittyClaws · 21/12/2017 22:07

Normally AnarchyKitty, so South Pole instead of North Pole..rrwwwaaawwwww 😸😸😸

BraceYourElves · 21/12/2017 21:41

Brace yourselves, it’s almost Christmas

WheresTheBaileysCoffee · 21/12/2017 21:39

Usually, WheresTheCoffee..although I might keep this one for a while!

ChristmasCakes85 · 21/12/2017 21:26

Usually MundayCakes85.
Not the most original NC 😁

OhBeggerItsChristmas · 21/12/2017 21:24

Normally OhBeggerItsMorning, quite an obvious change really, thought about doing it last week anyway!

OhCarbyDay · 21/12/2017 21:22

This’ll do Xmas Grin

Usually CarbyDiem

RaspberryOverdidTheMulledWine · 21/12/2017 20:37

Normally RaspberryOverload, and can rarely think of anything good Grin

OhLittleDorrittofBethlehem · 21/12/2017 20:17

Normally LittleDorritt Xmas Smile

OhHoHoOurBilly · 21/12/2017 19:57

OhOurBilly...not a massive leap but it's made me chuckle briefly so it will do Xmas Grin

BadKingClaudius · 21/12/2017 19:50

PoorYorick.

HangryHanderSonOfGod · 21/12/2017 19:34

Ooh some of these are fab-u-lous. @DeadMorose changing it to Ded Moroz would win my vote, that's very clever. Love it. I did basic Russian at school but don't remember learning Santa for some reason. He sounds awesome - Grandfather Frost with a granddaughter as an assistant,it appeals to the Tardis geek in me!

Loveapiginblanket · 21/12/2017 19:24

Normally loveabaconsandwich

Loveactuallyoctopus · 21/12/2017 19:13

Mines already Christmassy!

DimplesMistletoedfoot · 21/12/2017 19:10

having to do a crash course in how to change ones name, I hope its worked .. I'm normally DimplesToadfoot

Kidsarekarma · 21/12/2017 19:04

NerrSnerr, your name is brilliant and I love the Christmas version (although the original may be more apt now) Xmas Smile

CarbyDiem · 21/12/2017 18:50

Ah. I actually won this competition one year. I was inspired And I got chocholate and everything. Xmas Grin

Must think of a good un. Hang on.

ScreamingValentaMySantaExpress · 21/12/2017 18:47

Oh, go on then ... Xmas Grin

Normally ScreamingValenta.

EvilDoctorBallerinaRoastDuck · 21/12/2017 18:44

I've been a RoastDuck since November. Xmas Blush I think because I bought all my presents in October.

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