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Come one, come all...it's the Mumsnet Christmas name change competition!

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TheAmyGsusMumsnet · 18/12/2017 15:24

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But our competition is so delightful
So if you want to play our game
Change your name, change your name, change your name

Festive greetings, folks.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year - our Christmas Name Change Competition! Time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and be in with the chance to win a prize.

We’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on the thread under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is.

The competition will run until Friday 22nd December when we’ll pick a winner and make the announcement on the thread.

Cheers all! Xmas Grin

OP posts:
Doubletrouble42 · 22/12/2017 09:12

How do I change username? Sorry tech moron who's had 4-5 hrs sleep per night for the past year. Or less.

Goodwill2Mandatorymongoosekind · 22/12/2017 08:59

I wanted peaceonearthandgoodwilltomandatorymongoosekind but its a bit long!

Goodwill2mandatorymongoosekind

Usually mandatorymongoose

HardAssSanta · 22/12/2017 08:51

Was HardAsSnails

babyjesuscomingsoon · 22/12/2017 08:37

Usually babybubblescomingsoon Grin

Bluffinwithmychestnutstuffin · 22/12/2017 08:27

Bluffinwithmychestnutstuffin

As was formerly Bluffinwithmymuffin...

... or (after one too many mulled wines)- mymuffinneedsstuffin...

ISawMummyKissingSantaRespoDad · 22/12/2017 08:11

RespoDad here! Vote for me ladies!!😙😙😙😘😘😚😘😙😚👅👅😜

EvilDoctorBallerinaRoastDuck · 22/12/2017 08:08

QOD another one I have to sing!

DonaldTrumpsCarrotForRudolph · 22/12/2017 08:07

DonaldTrumpsCarrot.

I wanted to NC to DonaldTrumpsCarrotForTheReindeer but it's over 30 characters so I couldn't Xmas Sad

VanillaAndBrandyButter · 22/12/2017 08:01

Usually VanillaSugar, latterly VanilaMincePie.

HoHoHorsemad · 22/12/2017 07:52

Usually Horsemad Smile

Afreshturkeyplease · 22/12/2017 07:45

Usually Afreshstartplease

Imonasleigh · 22/12/2017 07:44

Imonaplane normally.

Mummyoflittledragon · 22/12/2017 07:21

That should be Mummyoflittledragon

LittleDonkeysBigCock · 22/12/2017 07:18

Usually mummyoflittledragon Blush

CottonEyeNinnyMuggins · 22/12/2017 06:08

No, CottonEyeJosephine

CottonEyeNinnyMuggins · 22/12/2017 06:08

Usually CottonEyeJosephinr

YuleABUnREASTIEable · 22/12/2017 05:17

Reastie here

LordSugarWillSeeYouNow · 22/12/2017 05:15

LordSugarCandyCaneAteAllTheMincePiesAndCantSeeHisFeet

Usually LordSugarWillSeeYouNow

KavvYourselfAMerryLittleXmas · 22/12/2017 01:53

Normally KavvLar

PippilottaLongSTOCKING · 22/12/2017 01:04

Not a change in name, just a change in emphasis

winnerwinnerchristmasdinner · 22/12/2017 00:34

Normally winnerwinnerchickendinner!

QODRestYeMerryGentlemen · 22/12/2017 00:29

Checking in 👍🏻

OhLittleBoreOfWhabylon · 22/12/2017 00:27

Across Xmas Grin

Tinselte · 22/12/2017 00:18

Usually Isaulte! 😊

Bluffinwithmychestnutstuffin · 22/12/2017 00:08

As was formerly Bluffinwithmymuffin...

Otherwise, I’d be “Disstheseasontobejolly”