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Remove The Plughole

56 replies

SeaEagleFeather · 17/11/2017 20:42

it's a non-used section! tidy things up =)

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paxillin · 18/11/2017 18:13

Perhaps faeces/ feces matter?

Battleax · 18/11/2017 18:13

Shit matters?

Millimetres from "shit happens", which is, frankly, sloppy fatalism.

Battleax · 18/11/2017 18:12

Faecal. That's it! I was trying to have a spelling dispute with the phone but I couldn't remember what it was Grin

It has more gravitas with British spelling. We need kack gravitas 🤔

PanPanPanPing · 18/11/2017 18:07
  1. The Dump
  2. The Shit Pit
  3. Faecal Matters
  4. The Plughole

Maybe MNHQ will have to set up one of those voting thingies that they do every now and again?!

paxillin · 18/11/2017 18:05

Shit matters?

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone · 18/11/2017 18:02

Faecal Matters sounds slightly highbrow. We will have to fine a higher calibre poo troll to roam the topic

LineysRum · 18/11/2017 17:47

Faecal Matters

Has a ring to it

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:47

Shit pit Grin. Favoured suggestion on the other thread was "The Dump".

AllTheWittyNamesAreGone · 18/11/2017 17:45

I'm throwing my vote (do we vote?) To the shit pit

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:45

And here we have a prime example of a poo troll. He's male, they usually are. He's opening AIBU, the natural habitat of poo trolls.

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:38

This is like the picking the brains of Mr Attenborough Smile

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:36

It's only natural behaviour for a poo troll.

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:35

Is he? Envy

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:34

Sounds good to me. He's juggling turds.

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:33

Poo troll in kack cavern ? Can't say fairer than that.

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:33

I agree kack troll would sound less twee. But I like the idea of the poo troll being a twee little man, poopy troll even.

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:32

Erm..

Both such delightful images.

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:31

Kack cavity or kack crater?

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:29

That's very refined of you pax.

Kack is quite elegant and little used.

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:27

Turd tube.

0ccamsRazor · 18/11/2017 17:27

💩 Shit hole? 💩

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:25

Yes, we could say that Grin. But fecal matter troll doesn't have the same ring.

I did actually suggest to call it the defecation topic.

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:22

Fecal matter?

paxillin · 18/11/2017 17:10

Shit then. Or crap. Dung.

Battleax · 18/11/2017 17:05

I wish everyone would stop saying "poo" Sad

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