Lighthearted. Kind of.
I propose that mnhq start banning the non thread readers. The cancel the chequers if you will.
I don't mean people who read threads but don't take in a bit of info sometimes. We all do that. I mean the 'i haven't read the full thread but...' people who then go on to flog a completely dead horse or perpetuate the resurrection of a zombie thread where 20 posters have already said ZOMBIE THREAD.
Read the op, read the end of the thread. If you are moved enough to post then read through the rest. It's not that hard is it?