Harsh, but ban the non thread readers please!

Threadcuntery looks fine to me, Pag.

Yes Fizz, go rtft!

well what happened on that thread? I read the beginning but didn't see how it panned out (is asking for a thread summary threadcuntery?!)

I like that warning Empress, I like it a lot. The rest of your post was far too sensible.

OK, how's this? MN invest in eye tracking technology. If anyone tries to post without having read all the OP's posts, they're redirected to Netmums.

I'm worried about my spelling of Threadcuntery. It does not look right.

That 'daughter stuck in Edinburgh for Christmas' one 😂😂

Perhaps we should stop posting RTFT.
Maybe if we call that thing something better. Like being a ThreadCunt? ThreadCuntery?

So instead of posting User1234 RTFT we could post 'user1234 that's classic threadcuntery.'

I think some people forget posting is not compulsory-if you can't be arsed to read the full thread that's fair enough. Just don't bother giving your opinion on it.

Ah Fids, I miss 'kill her'

Although cheerful is the last person I'd actually want to kill. You know, properly.

This is a pet hate of mine too.

The worst ones are where the op graciously accepts they've been unreasonable and arseholes posters keep turning up to berate them. There was a duvet equivalent of "cancel the cheque" where what seemed like a hundred separate posters told the op to buy two single duvets.

It is supremely arrogant to presume that in a fifteen page thread no one has posted something similar to you, and nothing has changed in the op's position.

There's something almost delightfully arrogant about posters who swan onto a 500 post thread 'well I've skimmed the OP, it's time for these other people to cut their chit chat between themselves, I shall now bestow my obviously correct advice to cancel the cheque. Thread solved'

Even better when they're challenged and come back with 'I cba to read it all- it's 20 pages!'

Oh okay then!

Well the thread has moved on but I've always wanted to know if HoneyDragon and the honey badger are cousins.

It's the sheer arrogance of someone not bothering to read a thread and venturing an opinion anyway that gets to me.

Imagine if you went through daily life like that: "Hello, I know we've not met but just wanted to let you know that colour does nothing for you"

"Why are you at the GP? You look absolutely fine to me!"

"Your child is a bit old to be having a tantrum aren't they?"

I've just realised these are the same people. Burn them with fire, only way

Or when people jump on the bandwagon, usually in AIBU and the posts against the op get increasingly hysterical.

It makes me want to say 'yeah I think the op gets she's selfish/ridiculous/awful/a complete cunt now, why are you just repeating what's been said a hundred times?!'

I had a dream last night that I bought a £6 pair of pants from TopShop and they charged £600 to my debit card.

HTH, OP

Someone actually posted 'I haven't read the whole thread. Who has time for that?' last week.

I still think OP should cancel the cheque.

We still call mashed potato 'BODGER and Badger' and once DD begged me to throw some at her and I did.
I don't know who was more surprised!

Anyhooooo, I haven't read any of the rest of the thread. Is it interesting?

God it drives me potty. No, uninformed poster, your opinion is not so important to us all that you can justify not reading the thread. I can pretty much guarantee that it is not so enlightened and groundbreaking that we want to hear it. And if you are a user1235849937 I am not going to read your post, at all.

I haven't read the whole thread but I think the op is getting an unduly hard time.

Rosie and Jim were creepy.

Bring back The Shiny Show, I liked the sarcastic cat.

There's an option to highlight the ops posts ?? Please tell me how I do this 🙏🙏🙏