Harsh, but ban the non thread readers please!

Would that's amazing

🍳-->>> 😊

There was a great one where someone posted that tedious mantra:
OP: AIBU? I don't think I am.
All PPs: YABVU.
OP: IANBU and you're all mean.

The trouble was that, at the time she posted, there had only been one post from the OP, so her claim that OP was refusing to listen was unfounded anyway. And she crossposted with the OP coming back to say "On reflection, you're right, IABU, thanks everyone" - and OP's post appeared above hers in the thread making her look even more daft.

HRF dw hunz you know bubba bettr than ne1 alwayz here 4 u babes xoxo

Whenever I see 'I think the OP is getting a hard time'

Or the threads that go from 'yeah op afraid to say YABU your MIL deserves to be included on Xmas day', to the hysterical threadsplaining 'op you are a nasty vindictive bitch and I hope you get a nasty yeast infection. God help your family. You make me sick. Your mother in law is a saint and you are a rotten little caaaaaaaah'.

well yes, the op shouldn't have punched her toddler
Wait what? We're not meant to punch toddlers? Erm...oops.

Threadsplaining is great!

The posters who say 'I think the op is having an unduly hard time always rehash the thread whilst wildly exaggerating any bits that might make the op look like less of a twat. Like 'well yes, the op shouldn't have punched her toddler but as she said upthread she was in Marks & Spencer and the lighting in there has been linked to angry outbursts plus she said her mother called her earlier and from the way she mentioned it I suspect the ops mother is a narc'

Rosie and Jim were creepy.

Known as Dozy and Dim in our house, it takes away the creepiness.

There has been a fair bit of teensplaining lately. 'I am a teen ask me anything you like'.

Err no you're ok thanks. I used to be a teen and now I have 2 of my own. I can ask them. Now get off MN and do some revision!

Threadsplaining is a brilliant word.

Even that's it!!!

Sorry wasn't trying to say it was a man thing I was just trying to liken it to the mansplaining thing!!

Mushrooms! Mushrooms!

Don't cancel the badger! Had to rtft to check that no-one had posted this before....

Having rtft, I'm left wondering why my dachshund is peacefully sleeping under DDs duvet at the moment instead of being gainfully employed hunting badgers.

Also the recent suggestions for alternative to RTFT have reminded me that there is a valid nautical expression 'worm the cuntlines'. Its completely irrelevant but I thought you all should know that.

Threadsplaining works. Deffo not a man thing, and i say that as an FWR regular!

No, Gordon is a gopher

#philipschofield

No! Don't cancel the badger. Them cunts get stabby!

Threadfucker
Threadmansplaining

Is it Gordon's badger? He's been looking for it #theapprentice

All the references to Tots TV are making me twitchy. It played on a loop here twenty odd years ago

Threadcuntery
Thread worms
Cunt worms

The word association is bad!

Oh, and...

CANCEL THE BADGER!

Im pleased to say after reading the Edinburgh thread I am slightly hysterical

Funniest thing I've read in a while

My favourite part of threads like that is when there's some RTFT banter going on and then someone who clearly hasn't RTFT just pipes up and says something like 'how about a crisis centre? How about DVDs and a candlelit bath?'

I did shed a tear of laughter.

Apologies for the randomness in the middle of the summary-no idea what happened there!

Op: what can my daughter do on Christmas Day in Edinburgh since she can't get home (300 miles away)
Massive pile on: go get your baby!
You're a BAD mother.
Can't she car share?
Can't you drive and get her?
Here's a train timetable!
Get her to quit her job!!!
OP : She is totally happy to come on Boxing Day and I'm really only looking for suggestions for things for her to do.
Massive pile on: Exactly the same comments as before.
Every now and again a new poster pops up to say the same as the pile on people...can't she get a train etc.

Meditrina, suggested back on page 2: "I think you should only be allowed to say you haven't RTFT if you signal that's the case by posting a picture of the Duchess of Argyll"

But, and here's the threadcuntery part: I have read the thread!

Wilfully misunderstanding other posters' reasonable suggestions, also being on the 'Kill her!' List.

To summarise the Edinburgh thread...
Op: what can my daughter do on Christmas Day in Edinburgh since she can't get home (300 miles away)
Massive pile on: go get your baby!
You're a I would have loved inlaws dropping positive hints! Would have made all the difference to dh's decision.
Op : She is totally happy to come on Boxing Day and I'm really only looking for suggestions for things for her to do.
Massive pile on: Exactly the same comments as before.
Every now and again a new poster pops up to say the same as the pile on people...can't she get a train etc.

Someone remarked the thread is like Groundhog Day, which was spot on.