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MNHQ

<planned downtime klaxon>

42 replies

KatherineMumsnet · 17/12/2015 12:28

Just to let everyone know, tech will be doing some site maintenance on Friday at 1am for an hour or so.

That will be all

OP posts:

WhataRacquet · 18/12/2015 09:18

I didn't see this yesterday and spent a while refreshing the blank page. Should have been asleep anyway. I don't think I could cope with Christmas without Mumsnet!

FattySantaRobin · 17/12/2015 23:05

😘 kisses for zing you live me bitch
bank I bet she earns a fortune

BankWadger · 17/12/2015 22:22

Zing recruited me too Fatty TC has her on cuntmission

CUNTMAS

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 17/12/2015 21:57

Fatty you lying little shite lady.
You were always a sweary one.
Don't even try and deny it!

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 17/12/2015 21:08

Meh. I like the word cunt.

FattySantaRobin · 17/12/2015 21:01

You're very welcome. I would call you a cunt but our last thread title was changed by MNHQ because people whined about it.

MiscellaneousAssortment · 17/12/2015 21:01

Arreegggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 17/12/2015 20:58

Oooh thanks, ya wankbadger.

FattySantaRobin · 17/12/2015 20:57

the cave do not enter if you're an easily offended tosspot

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 17/12/2015 20:49

Well spank my arse and call me Sheila! Where the fuck is this cave?

FattySantaRobin · 17/12/2015 20:48

We live in the sweary cave (sweary thread)
And we bitch and moan and swear all we fucking like.

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 17/12/2015 20:46

Damnit! Must remember to review the threads in question before making wild accusations. [snog]

Fatty what the actual flying fuck is a sweary?

FattySantaRobin · 17/12/2015 20:42

Annie I kept bumping into zing on MN, then she recruited me and turned me into a sweary.

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 17/12/2015 20:40

Nice try, no cigar my dearest Annie - you see i was on both threads before you! And you snogged me first last night!

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 17/12/2015 20:28

Zing I am slightly concerned - you appear to be following me around MN snogging me. Are you stalking me?

FattySantaRobin · 17/12/2015 20:23

Annie

queenstromba you, my dear, are a genius.

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 17/12/2015 19:57

QueenStromba

Nothing to read on Internet
Poor deprived KingStromba. It's got to go on the next "first world problems" thread!

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 17/12/2015 19:55

BankWadger · 17/12/2015 19:36

[fbear] - you could fix that while you're at it. (and if tech denies he ever had the hat I will start a thread in relationships regarding the gas lighting)

PS Threads I'm Watching is still a slow pile of wank.

I have sleep or Netflix, so take your time

TelephoneIgnoringMachine · 17/12/2015 19:36

Are you planning to fix the "Watching" function - mine has all the threads I've posted on for several weeks, it appears. Not handy.

QueenStromba · 17/12/2015 19:35

Anyone who is planning to MN at that time just need to do what I do and open all of the interesting looking threads in different tabs. DH despairs at the number of tabs I have open at any given time but I had the last laugh recently when our internet got cut off and I had internet to read but he didn't.

BankWadger · 17/12/2015 19:31

Klaxon yet no pus?

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 17/12/2015 18:56

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf · 17/12/2015 18:37

I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader. I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled. And I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice. I have a prime minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it about, not aboot. I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack. I believe in peacekeeping, not policing. Diversity, not assimilation. And that Mumsnet is a truly proud and noble forumn. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch. And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed. Canada is the second largest landmass, the first nation of hockey and the best part of North America. My name is Annie, and I am Canadian!"

FruVikingessOla · 17/12/2015 18:01

Thanks for the warning Katherine. I will either be snoring (hopefully) or getting up to check whether the daft cats have decided to come back inside .... yes, I am that stupid to get up in the middle of the night to see if the little scutters have come back in

Annie, perhaps you should be yelling at MNHQ "I AM CANADIAN"?

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