The site is a smorgasbord board of pointless lary coloured sales pitch and bumph.
It's bursting with venomous spite and bilious stupidness some days (amongst the stalwart niceness soldiering on regardless) , so on those days I'd like to see a spot of cheer.
A unicorn crapping a rainbow, or a humorous meerkat picture with a whimsical caption.
I want kittens and puppies and flowers.
I want tickers telling me how long it was since the poster last handed out grips.
We've been told Mumsnet is moving on.
If it is, I want the the future to be sparkly and twee to the fucking max.