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Exciting announcement - Mumsnet to run NHS maternity wards

90 replies

JustineMumsnet · 01/04/2014 08:38

We're thrilled to announce that Mumsnet is going to be leading the NHS trial to outsource maternity wards - see the full announcement here. Over the next few weeks we'll be popping up regularly for feedback on how you'd like maternity wards to operate and to hone our plans. The aim is simple - to make the UK maternity wards the envy of the world. Move over Bounty, it's time for #MNHS!

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duchesse · 01/04/2014 09:21

Pregnant women will also be offered a no-quibble, no-returns, caesarian option, with online check-in up to 15 minutes in advance of the operation.

Snigger

tunnocksteacake · 01/04/2014 09:21

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duchesse · 01/04/2014 09:20

Er, really? Hmm

SilverSixpence · 01/04/2014 09:16

If only! You had me there a minute I must admit Grin

Beastofburden · 01/04/2014 09:13

You mean there's someone who offers sale-or-return on caesarians? Do you have their number?

LuisSuarezTeeth · 01/04/2014 09:12

MNHS Grin

Brilliant

fanjolina · 01/04/2014 09:07

Love the Angela Hernandez touch!!

TanteRose · 01/04/2014 08:55
Grin
GinSoakedMisery · 01/04/2014 08:54

Makes me almost want to have another baby Grin

fusspot66 · 01/04/2014 08:46

Such a shame I'm stopping at 2 children.

Poledra · 01/04/2014 08:46

'NHS England Spokesperson Angela Hernandez' . I'm Angela Hernandez!

annielewis · 01/04/2014 08:46

Sign me up - can I apply to work there? Is there a good pension scheme???? Or I will take payment in Gin, not fussy.... Grin

StealthPolarBear · 01/04/2014 08:42

Not sure I like the idea of no quibble no returns caesareans though, how does that fit with nice guidelines? Or are you involved in rewriting those too?

Unexpected · 01/04/2014 08:41

A "gin bar"? Methinks you are playing with us Justine!Grin

StealthPolarBear · 01/04/2014 08:41

This is amazing. Ive just been reading the plans and they sound brilliant. Babyliss big hair on every ward - youve really got to the bottom of what women need when they're giving birth. Well done again mnhq.