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Im new and finding...

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juiceplusrep · 14/03/2014 13:50

Hi
I'm new on here and been telling people that I'm on juice plus etc someone writes spam have been reported? Sorry but it is not spam and I think some people are rude to leave comments like that! Okay have your say but report me???

Sorry a little rant there!

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HoneyDragon · 14/03/2014 16:37

If posts are relevant to the op, you can bet your not on Mumsnet Mrs DV Grin

HoneyDragon · 14/03/2014 16:35

A Big Mac and a large Costa coffee can be obtained for a mere fraction of of the price of juice tablets and make you shit away an entire dress size.

Hth op Smile

Stockhausen · 14/03/2014 16:35

Can't post a link....

But gizoogle juice plus...

"Yo ass need mo' whole- chicken nutrition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Research shows dat Juice Plus+ delivers fruit n' vegetable nutrizzle you need ta maintain a healthy diet. Peep more ..."

Grin
Bagofnutsnbolts · 14/03/2014 16:31

My DP had an otter
I gave it some juiceplus
10minutes later
you should have seen the fuss

The furry little critter became
My worse nightmare
Never give juiceplus
To anything with hair!

Stockhausen · 14/03/2014 16:31

I'd never heard of juice plus before juice rep lady posted, I could have been convinced to buy it... but thanks to mumsnet, I now know what a load of shite it is, and will now avoid like the plague… well done rep lady Grin

As an aside, can someone PLEASE gangsta Google the juice plus website!?

Onesleeptillwembley · 14/03/2014 16:27

Oo good point Debbie. Will no one think of the otters?
Wonder if it makes beavers wrinkly?Grin

DebbieOfMaddox · 14/03/2014 16:25

"Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Juice Plus."

Remakes are all the rage these days; it could take off...

Does anyone know what effect Juice Plus has on otters?

MrsDeVere · 14/03/2014 16:25

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Pagwatch · 14/03/2014 16:23

In fairness UriGeller, a product that makes you shit uncontrollably probably does reduce the size of your arse.

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici · 14/03/2014 16:19

Grin jen

Onesleeptillwembley · 14/03/2014 16:19

Great advertisement for shite when some didgy twat is just trying to get free advertisement by spamming boards. Decent people selling reputable goods don't need to do this.

JenBehavingBadly · 14/03/2014 16:18

I like Juice Plus!

Apple Juice Plus Vodka is my favourite, followed by vodka orange.

UriGeller · 14/03/2014 16:17

JUICE PLUS is a right pile of wank.

Did you know a liquid diet can cause the sphincter muscles to deteriorate to the point where you'll shit yourself uncontrollably?

Just eat properly and stop worrying about the size of your arse.

Onesleeptillwembley · 14/03/2014 16:16

Probably more nutrition in spam.

Forgettable · 14/03/2014 16:15

Hurhur

Pagwatch · 14/03/2014 16:12

Capiche
Grin

Pagwatch · 14/03/2014 16:11

We used to have spam fritters at school.

Forgettable · 14/03/2014 16:04

You need to be a tad careful with ye olde viral marketeering

Google Haliborange Kills Otters for an example of What Might Happen if you piss us orf, capiche?

ThursdayLast · 14/03/2014 15:52

Bagofnuts GrinGrinGrin
This thread is a tonic, I tell ya

BertieBotts · 14/03/2014 15:49

Juice plus is on a wikipedia page named "List of ineffective cancer treatments".

Well, that says it all Shock

BertieBotts · 14/03/2014 15:41

Paris probably juice plus is an essential baby feeding supplement Grin Just sprinkle it on your boob and baby can gain all of the wonderful nutrients!

BertieBotts · 14/03/2014 15:40

Juice plus is like some kind of cult, I swear. XP used to do computer work for one of the reps and they were literally obsessed with it.

I bet OP literally doesn't realise they are spamming as they are actually filled with genuine praise for the stuff Confused

The guy explained it to me as being the vitamins from fruit and veg but condensed down into a soluble tablet form. So, er, vitamin tablets then. In a nasty powder-based drink. Yum.

HoneyDragon · 14/03/2014 15:36

Hmmmm juice tablets? Dehydrated juice, just add juice for a healthy nutritious juice drink.

All in exchange for your bank details.

Bagofnutsnbolts · 14/03/2014 15:23

Corse it's spam;
But is it like:
Juice plus stop those piles and turn to smiles
Juice plus: don't stop the flo just let it go
Juice plus: for when your bowel is feeling foul
Juice plus: stop the fart before a shart

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