That's good to hear RemoteControlGeekToyOfTheYear

Sure, no problem. We can do those for you.

We can do those DD2 and DD1 mugs, no problem.

I'll get the shop people to tell us who bought the first things tomorrow.

Glad they've gone down OK anyway. Pleased.

Hi Iloveafullfridge. The t shirts are mock ups, but you make a good point about alignment which I'll check out.

There is a YANBU/YABU mug!

Free car sticker for the first order .

You can do that. We're not trying to hide it from anyone, if I'm honest we just don't have all the ads ready yet, that's all.

If you could copy my link exactly if you link, that'd be great. It has the right tracking code in it.

Not yet, sparklingbrook. This is a soft launch - just in this thread for now. We've a load of advertising and PR/social stuff coming just around the corner.

AngelaDaviesHair - err, coming soon. Possibly.

SO exciting sparklingbrook that you felt immediately compelled to throw your credit card at it, right?

Right then (adjusts bow tie, smoothes down hair, gives a gentle cough), here's a link to the Mumsnet merchandise store. It has just gone live and so may have a few technical gremlins, but we've tested it until we're blue in the face, and we can't think of any reason not to roll it out.

Before you click on the link, I should say that:

• All T shirts are currently showing a male shirt image by default, but this will be fixed next week. Women's fit tees are of course available for everything.
• These are the launch products. We'll do more in due course, including tote bags and other things.

Here you are then. Cyber-Tuesday's newest outlet is open for business.

All being well, we might have a link today. I'll post it here first, and then roll it out the rest of the site next week. We're a day late for cyber-Monday, but still in plenty of time for Christmas.

superram Nice ideas those. Thanks!

If we can find a supplier who'll do them, then we'll do them. Just not at launch - we have to prove that there's sufficient demand first.

Standard shipping rate (UK, 1st class) is £2.99. Orders over £50 are free.

Store should be going live a week on Monday.

Got it, thanks.

ILoveAFullFridge - nothing to stop us doing a no logo version. We could do both and see which sells best.

achyfox - TSSDNCOP coming soon. Square brackets + text for the others too, actual drawn emoticons in the 2nd wave.

Oh quite possibly. Forgive me, and I'm sure I'll regret asking, but what does that mean?

Agree. Boak isn't in the range - I think we've been very careful either to choose specifically MN expressions, or to use the square brackets for stuff which reflects how people write here.

I should add, these are just a couple of the designs and there is also a YABU/YANBU mug. With all the designs we made the text as big as we could within the width, so longer text such as YABU/YANBU has smaller text. So I suppose it is more subtle than the YABU mug. There are 20+ designs for the first wave, with more to come as and when you all have good ideas.

We can also play around with designs, so if there's demand for a very small typeface, then we can try that too. Same thing with different coloured letters. We've done this with a couple of the square bracket designs. These are shown on tees, but will be available on mugs and other stuff as well.

Not much wrong with a sore nipple if you're Lansinoh I suppose, but it wasn't something that any of us really fancied wearing on a shirt.

We'll keep trying, but we have our launch range now and the shop will be live in just over a week.

Here's a sneak preview, of just a couple of designs. Hope you like them.

OK, the launch range is all signed off now. We'll be able to show these very soon.

We have at this stage parked the emoticon illustrations, simply because scaling them up well was proving to be a total nightmare and we're up against a very tight deadline. To be honest, the illustration looked like a giant (and very sore) nipple, rather than a jammy dodger. We'd rather not do them until they look good and, well, right now they don't. Trust me on that one...

We'll revisit those very soon, but to start with we're going to have a series of text based designs, with words in square brackets and a very small & very discreet angels logo (with no words) by way of an identifier.

We think they look very good, and hope that you will too.

Should have some designs to show you all tomorrow, with any luck. Nice and simple, using the MN font, and with the Charlies Angels logo (without text) very small alongside. We're just trying to finalise the smiley (as well as cake, biscuit etc) illustrations. It hasn't been easy scaling those up (and therefore adding detail) but whilst keeping them looking as they do on the boards.

Agree that there's some in-jokery. That's part of the appeal for those that are into that sort of thing. There are levels of commitment to that - either full on with a t shirt, or nice and subtle with a mug which nobody but you need really know about (unless you're in the habit of taking a mug with you when you're out and about). Much the same as any team merchandise - the buyer gets to choose the extent to which they want to publicly wear their colours.

We aren't doing cunt worm merchandise.

One thing I learned in a previous role is that the stuff you think will sell stubbornly refuses to, and the stuff you think you'll end up owning forever disappears fast than you can say "The Secret Service does not comment on procedure"

We're pretty much set on the launch range now, but looking for more ideas for further down the line.

OK, thanks for the feedback. Appreciated. As you can see, my instincts aren't spot on around this stuff...