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Original poster

For the love of god can we have an 'over sharing' topic. Sex and bodily excretions maybe

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Pagwatch · 27/10/2013 09:29

Then those who want to chat about their love of rimming, their puss filled boils and their partners wish to give them oral while they are mid period can all chat amongst themselves

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Sparklingbrook · 27/10/2013 10:41

YY. Topic should be called 'Boak' and hidden in 'Other Stuff'.

FarelyKnuts · 27/10/2013 10:41

Its the timeof the day as well! Who on earth wants to be thinking about this stuff over their bowl of cereal on a Sunday morning?? Hmm

TheLeastAccomplishedBennetGirl · 27/10/2013 10:41

The one for made-up and not for comedy purpose threads could be in The Secret Place and called 'Off Your Trolley'

KatieScarlett2833 · 27/10/2013 10:40

Really Shock

RandallFloyd · 27/10/2013 10:40

I'm going to take MaryZ advice and do some cleaning.
I'm 'troll hunting' apparently Sad

NumptyNameChange · 27/10/2013 10:40

warning: do not google

NumptyNameChange · 27/10/2013 10:39

swampdogging

KatieScarlett2833 · 27/10/2013 10:38

I have D&V and my last look at RL brought on some more upchucking.
Perhaps I should start a thread to see if there is a sexual act that involves vomit? Hmm

Chubfuddler · 27/10/2013 10:37

I vote zits and bits as topic heading. Then a HUGE hide button next to it.

MaryZombie · 27/10/2013 10:35

I have no problem with it being a troll magnet. That's fine with me.

I might even pop in occasionally to troll-hunt arse around and keep the trolls happy with a bit of attention.

But at least I would be safe on the rest of the site. [bleurgh]

YoniMatopoeia · 27/10/2013 10:33

I have missed nearly all of them, apart from the dodgy Secretary one.

But, yes, when this has been mooted in the past it was felt it would be a troll magnet. Tbf the whole site feels somewhat magnetised at the mo.

NumptyNameChange · 27/10/2013 10:28

strawberry jam was grim. was the 'he makes me bleed and i'm on every medication in the book' one gotten rid of?

NumptyNameChange · 27/10/2013 10:27

it is that bad that i have bathed the boy and washed the fake blood out of his hair, have done a load of washing and am even considering bathing the dogs next.

usualsuspect · 27/10/2013 10:26

The one this morning right put me off my strawberry jam on toast.

MaryZombie · 27/10/2013 10:26

But getting back to the matter in hand.

Yes, I agree, a topic called "Yucky Stuff" would be good.

MaryZombie · 27/10/2013 10:25

Well, my house is a tip, so I should really do something.

I'm tempted to hoover, as all the kids are lying in bed. Apart from ds1 who is suffering on the sofa

In fact, maybe I'll put up a few shelves. Get them back for years of being woken by high pitched noises at weekends

usualsuspect · 27/10/2013 10:25

Great idea.

Keep em all in one place.

K8Middleton · 27/10/2013 10:25

I'm glad it's not just me that's finding it a bit off. I have been avoiding the boards. I have even spoken to my family and done some work Shock

NumptyNameChange · 27/10/2013 10:22

it is that bad.

Original poster
Pagwatch · 27/10/2013 10:21

God, is it that bad MaryZ

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Reprint · 27/10/2013 10:16

Its half-term this week, so no surprise that the ...umm.... random over sharing yucky types have appeared in abundance!

Normal service might be resumed by Christmas (assuming we have no further beaker incidents)

MaryZombie · 27/10/2013 10:14

I'm going to have to clean my house.

I keep clicking on them in Most Active. It's putting me off my breakfast.

nocarsgo · 27/10/2013 10:12

What the hell is going on in Relationships this weekend? I've seen no less than four troll-y looking sex threads.

MaryZombie · 27/10/2013 10:07

Great idea.

Maybe we could have a direct link to the daily mail as well, so that some bot could just rehash threads and they could sack a few of their reporters.

TiredDog · 27/10/2013 10:04

Yes. Group the trolls. Herd them into one section. The over sharers will be quite happy because they can feed the trolls. Direct the half termers here as well with a lurid section title.

Job done