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life time bans for ...

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:03

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:55

sparkers - i read that as you HOVERED On xmas day, now that would have been impressive

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HellMouthCusty · 25/10/2013 12:54

...people who start threads just to be miserable fuckers

NoelHeadbandz · 25/10/2013 12:54

I hear ya Sparkling Sad

Bits would ruin my day too. It'd be 'that Xmas when there were 'bits''

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:53

me too getorf

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Sparklingbrook · 25/10/2013 12:52

I hoovered on Christmas Day once. DH was not happy. There were 'bits' and they were ruining my day. Sad

BigOrangePumpkin · 25/10/2013 12:50

People who've decided on a nickname for their unborn child before deciding on an actual name. It's just weird. And then start a thread asking for full name ideas. 'We want to use NN Trixie, what could it be short for?!'

PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 25/10/2013 12:50

People who only read the OP. Or OPs who don't come back.

NoelHeadbandz · 25/10/2013 12:49

Exactly ABF and how shit a Xmas would that be for all concerned?

Kinder all round if you just don't do it

bodycolder · 25/10/2013 12:48

Anyone who refers to their dh or dp spending time with THEIR OWN CHILDREN as babysitting

SHRIIIEEEKFuckingBearBlood · 25/10/2013 12:48

Ive always wanted to know - men's brains are bigger than women's on average. is that just to do with size - would you expect a 6' man and a 6' woman to have similarly sized brains? Or does brain size not vary that much on your height anyway?

Scarletohello · 25/10/2013 12:47

I need to lose half a stone but I wouldn't post about it

( oh I just did ) :)

Grennie · 25/10/2013 12:46

Anyone who says male brains work differently to ours. Especially when it is said to excuse lazy or idiotic behaviour.

AmazingBouncingFerret · 25/10/2013 12:46

Yeah, if you left it, it would just get trodden on and it will end up everywhere and the dog would spend the day licking the floor and i'd spend all day shouting at the dog to stop licking the floor.

GetOrf · 25/10/2013 12:45

That is a bit of a strange thing isn't it about being friends with bloke. One of my best friends is a male work colleague. We get on like a house on fire, absolutely nothing dodgy going on at all.

SHRIIIEEEKFuckingBearBlood · 25/10/2013 12:45

Well it goes soon on Christmas morning. But I did start clearing the mince pie crumbs up and then having to stop myself.

LeBearPolar, who did you used to be if you don't mind me asking?

NoelHeadbandz · 25/10/2013 12:44

I'm too house proud to do the footprint thing. I'd have to drag the Hoover in to clear it up, barging the kids and their presents out the way.

If I left it there, it would taunt me all day and ruin my xmas

LeBearPolar · 25/10/2013 12:43

Definitely anyone who says 'Can't do links, sorry.'

LEARN TO BLOODY READ! IT TELLS YOU HOW TO DO THEM RIGHT THERE!

And yes to the 'Not Just Friends' book. Every single bloody relationships thread - 'Ooh, have you read Shirley Glass?' Which apparently tells us that men and women can't even be in the same postcode without wanting to shag each other abso-fucking-lutely senseless and anyone who thinks that they can be friends with a member of the opposite sex is deluding themselves because you all want to have sex all the time!

How does anyone get anything done at work??

Grennie · 25/10/2013 12:43

Anyone who talks about MN royalty

SHRIIIEEEKFuckingBearBlood · 25/10/2013 12:43

has the OP been back since ?

SHRIIIEEEKFuckingBearBlood · 25/10/2013 12:43

I eat popcorn. It does make a mess though

AmazingBouncingFerret · 25/10/2013 12:42

The popcorn eaters should get a ban.

GetOrf · 25/10/2013 12:42

I saw a thread not long ago where a load of people were listing their favourite Horrible Histories songs, and they knew all the names of the songs.

I think these people need to borrow a box set of the Wire and grow up a bit.

NoelHeadbandz · 25/10/2013 12:42

Aww Grin

PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 25/10/2013 12:42

Based on this thread the majority of MN has lifetime bans.

I've never watched Horrible Histories, eating breakfast makes me even hungrier and I love Greggs sausage rolls.

I do own a blazer though and I secretly enjoy the baby names threads.

MrsCampbellBlack · 25/10/2013 12:42

I knew Getorf would react to the byterry makeup Wink

Oh and anyone who says they'd rather buy a bench/goat etc than a decent handbag - you know when its in S&B and the OP is clearly loaded.