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life time bans for ...

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:03

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

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Grennie · 25/10/2013 14:05

People who talk about delicious food they are having for dinner that night when I am having something plain and boring.

everlong · 25/10/2013 14:05

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HaroldLloyd · 25/10/2013 14:04

People who pretend they don't know what type of pram they had and they found it in a skip with dogs pissing on it.

Ban em.

NoelHeadbandz · 25/10/2013 14:04

"Am I the only one who thinks ...."

Well let's see
• have you seen the size of this site? You're really not that special, don't be so silly

 • if you'd RTFT you'd know that 100 other people have already posted the same bloody thing
gnushoes · 25/10/2013 14:02

People who don't want ANY family member to come and see the PFB for the first fortnight after birth. People who get arsy because someone has innocently passed comment on something about them or their baby which is clearly just making conversation.

HaroldLloyd · 25/10/2013 14:01

Can you please ban everyone who cooks from scratch.

TIA

MooncupGoddess · 25/10/2013 13:57

And people who post "this cheese is 1 day after its sell-by date and looks perfectly fine, can I still eat it?"

the human race has survived for millennia without stickers on food

GetOrf · 25/10/2013 13:57

Guessing game threads.

fuck off. I don't care what you saw today you boring bastard.

elQuintoConyo · 25/10/2013 13:35

Anyone who writes something along the lines of, "sorry to hear about your piles, op. By the way, how's your weightloss going "

You creepy fucker!

Drip feeders - ban.
Bridezilla threads that spill over one thread - ban.
Miserable turdheads - ban.

Oh, that'll be me then Grin

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 13:28

carefully writes "People who dont care" Wink

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Scarletohello · 25/10/2013 13:27

People who use Mumsnet jargon, took me ages to work some of those things out ( IYSWIM)

ExitPursuedByABogieMan · 25/10/2013 13:27

I quite fancy that diet. I love a mini magnum.

I do most of the things that piss you all off. And do you know what? I don't care.

NoelHeadbandz · 25/10/2013 13:27

People who start their posts with "I know I'm going to get flamed for this but...."

And then go on to say something so banal and non-controversial like "children should be taught good manners" or "kicking puppies is a bad thing"

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 13:26

soupy - the BAT MENTION HIM

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Grennie · 25/10/2013 13:26

People who post a scenario of something awful that has happened and asking what they should do e.g. my DD has just got hold of a kitchen knife and accidentally cut of a finger, what should I do?

TantrumsAndBalloons · 25/10/2013 13:25

People who post "this chicken is 3 months out of date and green, can I still eat it?"

Common sense, people.

Grennie · 25/10/2013 13:25

DeVere - I have seen posters followed about the board by one or two posters. And whatever they post, they get sarky comments from those posters. That is bullying.

bodycolder · 25/10/2013 13:23

anyone who needs assistance to combine a dress with a pair of shoes

Sparklingbrook · 25/10/2013 13:21

Noel we should have Christmas together. No bits of polystyrene on our carpets. Wink

I would love to hover like the Jetsons Perv. Grin

MrsDeVere · 25/10/2013 13:21

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SoupDragon · 25/10/2013 13:20

Nice little thread juxtaposition:

Lifetime bans for...
Foreplay

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Mrsdonalddraper · 25/10/2013 13:20

Every frickin time I see that bat picture I think the wallpaper is similar to one my parents had, so I look again and decide it isn't. Every time...

TEErickOrTEEreat · 25/10/2013 13:19

Suggest anyone who uses bully when they mean 'people disagreed with me'.

TantrumsAndBalloons · 25/10/2013 13:19

people who start sentences with ...."I am not being racist but..."

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 13:15

tentatively suggests anyone who uses the word bully when they are over about 14

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