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life time bans for ...

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:03

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

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OneStepCloser · 25/10/2013 14:36

Can we have lifetime bans for hygiene freaks please, debate this morning was it hygienic to wash your hands in the kitchen sink. Some said it wasnt, I mean WTF. And yes I clean with a bog brush.

lougle · 25/10/2013 14:34

Anyone who starts a thread on a topic which is visited at least 3 times a week with:

"Is it just me, or...."

No, it isn't. If it was, you wouldn't find the same subject discussed 15 times on the first page of thread titles.

NoelHeadbandz · 25/10/2013 14:28

A house with no telly has no personality

usualsuspect · 25/10/2013 14:27

The book threads, ban any poster who says 'A house with no books has no soul' or some such bollocks.

lainiekazan · 25/10/2013 14:26

Anyone who roams the board looking for threads to be offended by. How do they find them? And then do they have a secret duck call that alerts all the other posters of their persuasion and so they all come flocking in to derail the thread and lambast the OP and anyone who dares to oppose them?

Fgs - even on a nit thread there were The Outraged on behalf of nitty kids' human rights.

SecretWitch · 25/10/2013 14:26

Tantrums, they will then rock up to tell you how they made a vat of delicious soup from the bones and dust

usualsuspect · 25/10/2013 14:24

Sorry ,Getorf. Grin

SecretWitch · 25/10/2013 14:24

Anyone who expresses horror at your use of a loo brush

I never knew loo brushes were taboo until I entered the MN arena

gnushoes · 25/10/2013 14:24

YYY to shower threads/towel washing threads. Loons on those. Shoot 'em.
Oh, and reading book levels in primary schools too.

TantrumsAndBalloons · 25/10/2013 14:24

oh yes please ban the chicken people.

The reason your chicken lasts or 6 people over a week is because there is no actual chicken in the meal

there just isnt. It is bones and skin and dust.

GetOrf · 25/10/2013 14:23

Oi bitches

NoelHeadbandz · 25/10/2013 14:22

Lol @ showers

"We shower three times a day"

Oh really? Way to let everyone know how sweaty and greasy you are

Grennie · 25/10/2013 14:19

Anyone who changes their sheets every day.

Sparklingbrook · 25/10/2013 14:15

Exactly Funnys. Plus the ones that name change three times a day to avoid being outed in RL. Confused

usualsuspect · 25/10/2013 14:15

Anyone who spits coffee on the screen, err no you didnt.

Anyone who starts a thread about how many fucking showers they have a day.

Ditto ,towel washing and sheet changing.

SecretWitch · 25/10/2013 14:14

Grennie, I feel the same.
"Oh yes, for dinner I am just whipping up a filet of unicorn tonsils on a bed of fairy clover"
Whilst I am 'whipping' up sausage and mash for the second night

Grennie · 25/10/2013 14:13

Are we going to have any members left?

thestauntonlick · 25/10/2013 14:13

Anyone who says "help me style this"
Disclaimer: I am very unstylish
Anyone who says "disclaimer"

SecretWitch · 25/10/2013 14:10

Ban anyone who declares primly
"DM link..I'm not clicking" As if that makes them somehow morally superior to the idiot who dared post the link

FunnysInLaJardin · 25/10/2013 14:10

Sparkling that winds me up too, plus those folk who won't reveal any personal details at all incase someone from RL recognises then. Firstly that is really very unlikely and secondly what have you don't which is sooooo awful that being outed would spell immediate death?

SecretWitch · 25/10/2013 14:09

Ban anyone with the goddamn magic chicken that feeds 8 people for a week

NoelHeadbandz · 25/10/2013 14:08

Grin Shriek. Whole different thread

SHRIIIEEEKFuckingBearBlood · 25/10/2013 14:06

"• have you seen the size of this site?"
Three times I read that, and read shite each time!

MooncupGoddess · 25/10/2013 14:06

People who get massively turned on by other people's crises and post 'Any update OP???' when the OP has gone silent for all of five minutes.

Sparklingbrook · 25/10/2013 14:05

'This will probably out me but.......' Don't flatter yourself that anyone you know would be reading. Confused

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