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life time bans for ...

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:03

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

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Grennie · 25/10/2013 16:36

Let'sFaceIt - I think we all need to get our coat from the long list on here

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 25/10/2013 16:31

Ok then...
But before they come to chuck me off the site, in my defense [ban] I really did spit coffee on the screen and all over the keyboard and the table and the wall behind it. [ban]

I'll get my coat [double ban]

MrsDeVere · 25/10/2013 16:23

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DameDeepRedBetty · 25/10/2013 16:18

Anyone starting a new thread about Parent and Child Parking Spaces in Supermarkets. Or nits.

And definitely anyone who posts on a thread where someone's having a moan about an older relative to say 'be glad you've still got your's, mine's dead'.

Scarletohello · 25/10/2013 16:17

And ban all those people who keep finding abandoned little kittens in strange places. And the kitten is ok ( phew!) and then they adopt them. And THEN they post pictures of said kitty on their profile...

Hassled · 25/10/2013 16:16

Yes yes to the links thing - if you can turn on a pissing computer and find your way to Mumsnet, you can do a link. It was sort of endearing 5 or so years ago - we're well past that point.

Catacombmint · 25/10/2013 16:15

Yes. I do. ( in my imagination).

TEErickOrTEEreat · 25/10/2013 16:13

Nothing, I would presume, if you have reindeer in your garden? Do you live in Lapland?

Catacombmint · 25/10/2013 16:08

Sparklingbrook, what is the matter with reindeer food?

Elsiequadrille · 25/10/2013 16:05

"people who SHRIEK for evidence all the bleeding time, didnt hurt christianity did it?"

Grin

Agreeing with most of this, though have only read page one so far

MNHQ
RowanMumsnet · 25/10/2013 16:01

@Grennie

Yes you do Rowan. And if you don't we will all spend this evening starting 5 threads each demanding to know why MNHQ are ignoring us.
Grennie · 25/10/2013 15:59

Actually the easiest action would just be to ban everyone on this thread. Troublemakers, every one of them.

Grennie · 25/10/2013 15:57

Yes you do Rowan. And if you don't we will all spend this evening starting 5 threads each demanding to know why MNHQ are ignoring us.

usualsuspect · 25/10/2013 15:57

No Rowan. You can have a rest.Brew

SoupDragon · 25/10/2013 15:57

I think you need to ban the entire MN membership judging by these rules.

MNHQ
RowanMumsnet · 25/10/2013 15:55

I don't need to do anything about any of this do I?

CheerfulYank · 25/10/2013 15:45

I probably do all of these. But then I'm Americanised shite in person form. :o

usualsuspect · 25/10/2013 15:42

Yep, Own your shit and brazen it out.Grin

TEErickOrTEEreat · 25/10/2013 15:39

That's right Jardin. Own your shit.

FunnysInLaJardin · 25/10/2013 15:29

actually Sparkling name changers full stop. Don't NC people, just be yourself and deal with any lapses of judgement

Grennie · 25/10/2013 15:23

who are fishies?

AgapeParker · 25/10/2013 15:22

Lifetime bans for resurrected fishies

Grennie · 25/10/2013 15:22

Supermum - I think the idea is you have an enormous kitchen with a separate basin just for washing your hands.

Want2bSupermum · 25/10/2013 15:19

Hand washing in the kitchen sink - I have heard it all now. What I love about MN is that you expose yourself to people who you would normally not meet in RL. While my life isn't richer for the moron who thinks it gross to wash hands in the kitchen sink, it is richer for other posters such as AF, Xenia and TalkingPeace (sorry if i got your name wrong).

NoelHeadbandz · 25/10/2013 15:17

"books are to be treasured and looked after. I fell out with one of my dearest friends after she cracked the spine of one of my favourite Fitzgeralds"

Hmm...you've never woken at four in the morning with the print of p356 backwards on your face and slavver all over p357 have you...

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