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PervCat · 25/10/2013 12:03

anyone on a cliquey thread where they bold each others names

Anyone at all on baby names - just think of a fricking name ffs

Anyone who says greggs sausage rolls who wasn't here at the time

anyone whos says Mumsnet at its best

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Grennie · 26/10/2013 12:21

Feminists. Just popping in from the ironing thread

ExitPursuedByABogieMan · 26/10/2013 11:46

Did he find the antler everlong?

SoupDragon · 26/10/2013 08:42

The last time I mad reindeer food for DD, we threw it out at the end of my parent's path right into the face of a pizza delivery man. he looked a little stunned.

Sparklingbrook · 26/10/2013 08:34

Cat we had three bags of reindeer food. it was sprinkled on the patio. Nothing ate it, not the reindeer, the birds, nothing. It just sat there. I think it was sawdust. Confused

everlong · 26/10/2013 08:31

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PervCat · 25/10/2013 22:26

Lol at kitten thing. Me too. Way jealous.

Plus reindeer food. Ffs

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MrsVamos · 25/10/2013 21:41

I'd be banned immediately.

My name is MrsVamos and I am a thread hi-jacker/de-railer. I do it all the time. Unintentionally, of course.

Alopogies.

(Probably also guilty of numerous other offences but can't remember).

Scarletohello · 25/10/2013 21:36

People who live on MN

< bans self>

ExitPursuedByABogieMan · 25/10/2013 21:03

I am officially bored.
Omg. John Prescott is on hignfy

LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 25/10/2013 18:46

YY Noel
If they think their thread is so boring they have to trick you into clicking it, why are they posting it in the first place?

Grennie · 25/10/2013 18:33

Supermum, it is a crazy idea. But I suspect someone was copying what is required in commercial kitchens where you do need a separate sink to wash your hands in.

Want2bSupermum · 25/10/2013 18:30

Greenie My kitchen in my flat in London was tiny. I have no idea where I would put a 2nd sink. I live in the US in a larger home by UK standards. Why on earth would I put a 2nd sink into my kitchen unless I was after a kosher kitchen?

YoniTime · 25/10/2013 18:29

^Damn those threads Angry

I thought it was polite to bold other's names. Easier to spot replies that way.

NoelOfLorst · 25/10/2013 18:24

People who don't give you the tiniest bloody clue what their thread is about in the title.

So you click on something in Chat entitled something like "So, what would you make to this..."

And it turns out to be about soffits and fascia replacement quotes or some such shite.

And even worse, you forget it's about that and keep clicking on it.

Grennie · 25/10/2013 17:30

Me too IamInvisible.

IamInvisisble · 25/10/2013 17:29

Hi Grennie!

[I'm banned!]

pollywollydoodle · 25/10/2013 17:28

maca except the womam who put the dog poi in the coat hood thread Grin

Grennie · 25/10/2013 17:25

Hi IAmInvisible

IamInvisisble · 25/10/2013 17:23

Threads where posters say

My child got level 600 in his SATS and he was only born last week, is that ok because I have no idea what it means!

Fuck off, of course they do! They just want to let everyone else know

MacaYoniandCheese · 25/10/2013 17:15

Dog poo threads. Where are these places that you can't move 2 inches without treading on some or getting it smeared all over your toddler?

DameDeepRedBetty · 25/10/2013 17:00

Okay Exit, qualify it to 'a person who starts a new thread about Parent and Child spaces when there's one still near the top of Active with loads of space left in it'?

And there must surely be a quick way to alert everyone who starts a thread about a hot news topic that there are already a dozen running and perhaps it would be less confusing for everyone if they'd care to consider joining in one of them rather than creating a new one about (say) a particularly irritating columnist in the DM or a Celebrity Arse Tattoo?

IamInvisisble · 25/10/2013 17:00

This thread has made me giggle!

It's not as difficult as some of you may think to be outed in RL on here.

Going back to the topic.

People who screech A&E NOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! regardless of the problem. The kid might have tripped over a blade of grass or something really trivial and swathes of people are suggesting calling 999!

reelingintheyears · 25/10/2013 16:50

People who moan about cliques then say you can't comment on something if you weren't there at the time.

Grennie · 25/10/2013 16:48

People who post a comment on the wrong thread, sometimes with hilarious results. katie scarlett

ExitPursuedByABogieMan · 25/10/2013 16:48

I love a good parking thread.

And there will always be a new angle on p&c spaces, or 4x4s.