Yes, we know the Google ads do look at bit odd sometimes (to say the least). But they do make a wee bit of extra dosh for us - that comes in useful in keeping the site running and paying for new servers and stuff - so we hope you don't mind them too much.

If ever you see an ad that's truly distasteful and out of place - and we'd class penis extension ones in that category, for sure! - do please let us know, and we'll block them.

Erm.