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SPOOFS II - IT'S STILL RELEVANT

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Hullygully · 28/03/2013 22:39

Madame - he deffo wants a Love Tap, and steroids.

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TuftyFinch · 29/03/2013 22:52

It's not you. Whybdid they let themselves into your house though? and having a go at you over a fat cat is, quite frankly, mad. It rwally is.

IamtheZombie · 29/03/2013 22:51

Hully, Zombie only knows you from here on MN. She admires your honesty and straight talking. Zombie has spent too much of her life being a people pleaser and (at nearly 61 years of age) is only just learning that that is often a road to nowhere.

So, no, she doesn't think it's you.

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Chubfuddler · 29/03/2013 22:50

If you ate being serious hully, your friends sound bonkers. And it's not you. You need a better quality of friend.

When I am considering a new friend one of my filters is "is this a mad cat woman?"

Never let me down yet.

KansasCityOctopus · 29/03/2013 22:50

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 29/03/2013 22:50

I think it might be the cat.

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Hullygully · 29/03/2013 22:47

I am deadly serious

ANd I need you lot to be honest and tell me

Is it me?

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Hullygully · 29/03/2013 22:47

wrong

fucking wrong

Then her and the other two friends let themselves into my house (they have a key) and I had to throw them out

I am fifty soon

This can't be right

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Maryz · 29/03/2013 22:46

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Hullygully · 29/03/2013 22:46

Ok this is REALLY SERIOUS

So one of my dear friends accused me tonight of abusing her by not being nice enough about her cat (rescue, psychologically damaged 20 year old cat that wants to kill everyojne that she is slowly feeding to death in an attempt to make it love her)

I said, but I only deal in reality. I know you love your cat but it is (see above)

And she said why would you be so negative when you know I love the cat?

HELP ME

Why is it all going so wrorg?

IS IT ME?

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Maryz · 29/03/2013 22:45

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RandallPinkFloyd · 29/03/2013 22:45

That's a bit shit Hully. Sad

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Hullygully · 29/03/2013 22:43

I have no friends left

It's really weird

One by one

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Maryz · 29/03/2013 22:41

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FunnysInLaJardin · 29/03/2013 22:39

don't you fucking DARE try to be lightheartedandfunny around here Ms Tufty

KansasCityOctopus · 29/03/2013 22:36

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TuftyFinch · 29/03/2013 22:33

Hilly are you ok? Was it the weedkiller?
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attempting to be lighthearted and funny

RandallPinkFloyd · 29/03/2013 22:33

I bloody love James Taylor. Love love love him.

None of my friends have even heard of him. I'm not sure why I'm friends with then tbh.

FunnysInLaJardin · 29/03/2013 22:33

god that PO thread is yawn some. I will have a tad more vino and then bed

HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 29/03/2013 22:30

Did you go out into the upsetting evening aware it would be upsetting. Or did it end up upsetting? Do you need gin and pills?

Maryz · 29/03/2013 22:29

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RandallPinkFloyd · 29/03/2013 22:27

I got sucked in, I'm ashamed. I should have known better.

Now I'm equal parts enraged and upset. Bastards.

Are you ok Hully? (no head tilt implied, genuine question)

MiaCulper · 29/03/2013 22:26

Haterz gonna hate. Or whatever it is that the young people say. [buconfused]

The only possible way that peace can be restored across the boards is by HotCrossWeasel asking her neighbour why she photographs her feet.

I would also like to know why she has to do it outside, but I realise that might be pushing things a bit.

Chubfuddler · 29/03/2013 22:26

Is that the song he nicked from Carly Simon?