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SPOOFS II - IT'S STILL RELEVANT

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Hullygully · 28/03/2013 22:39

Madame - he deffo wants a Love Tap, and steroids.

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TuftyFinch · 29/03/2013 23:17

Randall it was hilarious, especially on seeing throgh the patio doors. Oh dear.
Hilly, we'll do the river soon. You can tell me my dog's fat if you like. I want storm into your house. Or climb over your fence.

Chubfuddler · 29/03/2013 23:05

The lesson is your RL friends are mad. Play with us instead.

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Hullygully · 29/03/2013 23:03

I much prefer your kind of drama tifty

oh well off to bed

tomoz is another day another disappointment and big baffling fight...

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 29/03/2013 23:02

This is why I have very few friends, and rarely bother. I prefer being a curmudgeon.

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Hullygully · 29/03/2013 23:01

You are all being very kind, but I fear it is me.

It keeps happening.

There is a lesson but I don't yet know what it it.

If it is, say nothing about anything ever

I've had it.

And I'm no good at waiting and smoothing. Once wounded, that's it. I know that's wrong too but tis how it is.

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RandallPinkFloyd · 29/03/2013 23:01

tufty that's hilarious. It probably shouldn't be but it is.

Chubfuddler · 29/03/2013 23:01

Oh fart. I can't do emoticons.

Chubfuddler · 29/03/2013 23:00

So let me get this straight.

After you staged an intervention to try to save the Moggie she is feeding to death you had a row and you went home and then she followed you, leant on your door bell and then let herself in to harangue you?

[bshock]]

I hope you've got a dead bolt.

She sounds like a [bsmile] boiler.

TuftyFinch · 29/03/2013 23:00

Were you all a bit pissed? Or not? Me and my next door neifhbour went to another neighbours house and climbed over her fence because we thought she was dead. We'd had a bit of wine. She wasn't dead. We felt a bitbridiculous.

NomNomDePlum · 29/03/2013 22:59

you're right about the cat, but it's one of those things you don't get to be honest about unless you've turned up in a rspca uniform. (you didn't, did you?)

KansasCityOctopus · 29/03/2013 22:59

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RandallPinkFloyd · 29/03/2013 22:58

That's awful Hully, I'm so sorry.

The problem with situations like that is you can't win. You say nothing the cat carries on suffering, you say something you upset your friend. It's impossible.

But - ITS NOT YOUR FAULT. (Soz for the shouts)

It really isn't. She's not thinking rationally. I'm sure there are reasons why but it doesn't change the fact that the poor cat is suffering.

I'd say I'm pretty sure you can sort things out. Just give her time to cool down then try and smooth things over. You can apologise for what you said without having to take it back iyswim.

Chubfuddler · 29/03/2013 22:57

You did nothing wrong.

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Hullygully · 29/03/2013 22:56

LBE I threw them out because how dare they let themselves in when I'm so hurt and furious. Admitteldly they did lean on the doorbell for about 15 mins which I ignored. But isn't that a clue?

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LadyBeaEGGleEyes · 29/03/2013 22:56

Bugger, that was a [bublush]
Bunnies, you've got to love them.

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Hullygully · 29/03/2013 22:55

I just say things like, as she lies on the floor next to it and it twitches its tail and is obese, and she says, Look at the lovely kitty, That kitty is really unhappy and you are feeding it way too much and kindness can kill type stuff

Surely, as we head into the twilight, we are allowed to be honest with each other?

And try and save the cat?

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LadyBeaEGGleEyes · 29/03/2013 22:54

I only know you online Hully, I like you, I agree with you lots and disagree sometimes too.
Why did you have to throw them out?
And pah at 50, I'm 56, it doesn't make a blind bit of difference what age you are, I'm way cooler than many younger people on here.

Maryz · 29/03/2013 22:54

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Chubfuddler · 29/03/2013 22:54

Oh hully. Don't cry.

And get your key back from mad cat lady.

FunnysInLaJardin · 29/03/2013 22:54

Zombie I have to say I think you are fab [bugrin] In every situation

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Hullygully · 29/03/2013 22:53

One has a key because I have her key too and we do plants and stuff, you know

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MiaCulper · 29/03/2013 22:53

Did you say, "You are feeding that psychotic cat to death, and if it were actually the baby you are substituting it for, you should be prosecuted for abuse. You freak."? Then yes, it is you.

If you were a little more diplomatic,even a little bit, then it is her.

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Hullygully · 29/03/2013 22:52

I am being serious

I am in tears

I literally don't understand anyone or anything

If you are good friends and love each other, why would you assume bad things?

That's the bit I don't get

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