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SPOOFS II - IT'S STILL RELEVANT

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Hullygully · 28/03/2013 22:39

Madame - he deffo wants a Love Tap, and steroids.

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Hullygully · 28/03/2013 22:57

have you had pills too funnys?

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HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 28/03/2013 22:57

I can't see. He does it in the day so I think it's meant to be non sexual - but he's not loading anything into the boot.

Foot lady.
First we though ebaying shoes. But then we noticed her doing it barefooted too.
Walks out house, on to drive. Faffs around photoing feet goes back in.

TuftyFinch · 28/03/2013 22:57

Poxy not proxy!

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Hullygully · 28/03/2013 22:57

very drunk Mary

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FunnysInLaJardin · 28/03/2013 22:56

I am going to mong in the am and watch homes under the hammer for as long as nutter 3yo will allow. Then he will wish me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY or HAPPY MOTHERS DAY and we will be happy

EggsitPursuedByAChocolateBunny · 28/03/2013 22:56

It's lost me Maryz.

TuftyFinch · 28/03/2013 22:56

I got really told off for saying proxy once. Then a big lecture about ladies with the pox. It was very odd.
maybe your neighbour is one of those that sell their feet on ebay. or is it slippers?

Maryz · 28/03/2013 22:55

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FunnysInLaJardin · 28/03/2013 22:55

we have a quicheGrin Sad Wine

LadyBeaEGGleEyes · 28/03/2013 22:54

What do you mean she takes foot photos?
Why are my neighbours so dull apart from the bloke I buy my grass from.

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Hullygully · 28/03/2013 22:54

it is indeed a vexatious question

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FunnysInLaJardin · 28/03/2013 22:54

yaysters

MadameDefarge · 28/03/2013 22:53

yes but how does his manhood gain purchase? I ask again.

Fiderer · 28/03/2013 22:52

Shock You need Rumpole.

TuftyFinch · 28/03/2013 22:52

Worse Hilly much worse. There's tutti Nguyen and swearing.

HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 28/03/2013 22:51

Yes he leans in the boot and sort of vigorously humps it.

His wife takes foot photos.

Carly's not on the stereo. I'll but her on tomorrow when I have to bake the Cake Of Shame.

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Hullygully · 28/03/2013 22:51

yes recite the ancient mariner at full blast, or Spensers faerie queen that'll do it

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TuftyFinch · 28/03/2013 22:51

Spikes won't work.
nor will poetry.
they know not what it is.
They knocked my front wall down with their car.

Fiderer · 28/03/2013 22:51

They'd need big hats.

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Hullygully · 28/03/2013 22:50

ate fence wars like Dallas oil wars?

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Fiderer · 28/03/2013 22:49

Tufty, have you considered spikes? Or poetry?

HotCrossWeaselInSinisterBonnet · 28/03/2013 22:49

Sorry I'm late, I put Hully to bed as the dribbling got vexing.

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Hullygully · 28/03/2013 22:49

I thought weasels neighbour humped his boot?

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TuftyFinch · 28/03/2013 22:48

That's correct. we're having Fence War part 3

Fiderer · 28/03/2013 22:47

What I remember from the last thread. Tufty doesn't like her neighbours and Weasel wanted Carly on the bed. I think. Apols to both if wrong.