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Sorry, sorry, sorry. HIDE POSTER button again.

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IamtheZombie · 03/01/2013 17:21

Zombie is old. Zombie is grumpy. She freely admits to those.

Zombie also has one tit left and there are a few posters who are really, really getting on it.

It's getting to the point that she's about ready to take an extended MN holiday just for the sake of her blood pressure and her sanity.

Please, please may we have a hide poster button?

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GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan · 04/01/2013 16:39

What can't you spell, tee?

I can actually say Due Diligence without sounding pissed. Which is unfortunate because I have to say it at work a lot.

Tee2072 · 04/01/2013 16:36

Well, not being able to spell something doesn't flag anything for me since I have two things I can never spell, but the rest would have my finger on the report button, FunnyMum.

JustFabulous · 04/01/2013 15:56

funnymum71 - why not report the post?

Pinot · 04/01/2013 15:49

YY I know you don't want settled-and-comfy, but I want you to be settled-and-comfy :o

Nooooooooo, you canna put on the dating site that it's just for knicker-twanging, but that would be a naice end result at the end of a date, and then you can just not do date 2. No? Or do a date 2 but keep it light and easybreezy covergirl It'd work out, I bet.

Oh funnymum71 that is atrocious :(

funnymum71 · 04/01/2013 15:39

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GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan · 04/01/2013 15:36

Oh no I don't want to be all settled, and all lovey dovey with some bloke.

But how can I meet men for random snogs?

I can't put that on the internet, god knows what would unearth.

What am I supposed to do? Go to a disco (disco!) on a Friday night?

Pinot · 04/01/2013 15:32

But but but I want you to be settled and in love and all happy

If it's just a knicker-twitching snog, then...

TheLoneRanger · 04/01/2013 15:25

Getorf t'interweb, Getorf, you won't meet fuckable blokes who are also available on MN. Grin And our ds's are not available.

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan · 04/01/2013 15:11

I don't want to date anyone

I really don't want a relationship - I have given up on those completely

I just want a good old fashioned snog, frankly.

I keep looking at good looking whippersnappers on the train wistfully. God help me I am turning into Carole Malone.

Pinot · 04/01/2013 15:05

"anyone non-ugly" :o

Have you tried online dating, gerroff? Genuine q. My (male) friend joined 3 years ago after months of me nagging him to get back out there, and he is now married and they've just had their second son. I think online dating is just the modern way, he certainly didn't find it creepy or nauseating like he feared.

JustFabulous · 04/01/2013 14:59

I'd like an option to highlight when certain posters, post, and I can go and read their musings straight away Grin.

I don't think you can demand things are changed because they annoy you but maybe it is a sign it is time for a break.

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan · 04/01/2013 14:59

Does anyone know any tall single blokes? Preferably resembling Damian Lewis. ooh or the bloke who played Estes. Or anyone non-ugly.

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan · 04/01/2013 14:55

My new year's resolution.

GET LAID

Pinot · 04/01/2013 14:48

My NYR were (1) to learn french properly, not this half-arsed version I remember from school and (2) to learn to knit.

I haven't started on either yet.

Drinking martinis seems more preferable, tbh. I shall drink yours, Absy Wink

Absy · 04/01/2013 14:43

Yeah, I have only ever had vodka, not gin. First time was when I met someone for afternoon tea in a swanky hotel, and we didn't have any tea. Just martinis and a lot of cake. It was awesome. But now, no alcohol for me [sadface]

Pagwatch · 04/01/2013 14:41

Yes. Definitely.

My New Years Resolutions included being more drunk sociable and drinking trying new things

Pinot · 04/01/2013 14:39

Shall we have one together, darling Paggy?

Pagwatch · 04/01/2013 14:38

I am 51 and I have never had a martini.
That's awful isn't it.

Pinot · 04/01/2013 14:36

Mmm. I'm coming round to this idea....

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan · 04/01/2013 14:34

Martinis are wonderful - they are pretty much 40% proof so 3 indeed will get you sloshed. Plus you get a bit of a snack with the olive. And they are only something like 5 calories each

Vodka martinis only please, not gin.

Pagwatch · 04/01/2013 14:26

Gin is low carb.

Trills · 04/01/2013 14:22

I don't particularly want a big old glass of gin by itself.

Absy · 04/01/2013 14:15

But it will be a classy hammered, so it's alright.

Also, it has to be very, very cold (the martini, not the weather).

Pinot · 04/01/2013 14:13

1 will leave me hammered. Am a reeeet lightweight.

Absy · 04/01/2013 14:09

GET YOURSELF A MARTINI

With a twist

from somewhere decent

But not too many as it's pure spirits and about 3 will leave you hammered

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