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Sorry, sorry, sorry. HIDE POSTER button again.

360 replies

IamtheZombie · 03/01/2013 17:21

Zombie is old. Zombie is grumpy. She freely admits to those.

Zombie also has one tit left and there are a few posters who are really, really getting on it.

It's getting to the point that she's about ready to take an extended MN holiday just for the sake of her blood pressure and her sanity.

Please, please may we have a hide poster button?

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BeerTricksPotter · 04/01/2013 19:15

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AnyFucker · 04/01/2013 19:13

No tan. My skin is very soft and alluring because of the constant drizzle though Xmas Smile

< Lake District >

RitaRepulsa · 04/01/2013 19:10

I didn't go on there purely to call them all stupid Maryz,if you scroll through it you'll see i only commented on a post egging folk on to have a laugh at relationships.
I did call said poster StupidMan but no one else, and the vitriol was pretty quick in pouring forth.
Whatever.

HotheadPaisan · 04/01/2013 18:56

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Pinot · 04/01/2013 18:48

I'm sure it was that thread :) Where have you been? Do you have a tan? Envy Envy

AnyFucker · 04/01/2013 18:45

were they, Pinot ? I have been on me hols with the odd comment scatter-gunned about the place.

Pinot · 04/01/2013 18:44

Are you, Hothead? :o

HotheadPaisan · 04/01/2013 18:42

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HotheadPaisan · 04/01/2013 18:40

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Pinot · 04/01/2013 18:39

I'd go for CJ Cregg myself. If (a) she was a real person, (b) I was a lesbian and (c) i was in her league!

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan · 04/01/2013 18:36

I could give lesbianism a swing.

Does anyone have Sue Perkins number?

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan · 04/01/2013 18:35

Yes this went off at a complete tangent didn't it!

HotheadPaisan · 04/01/2013 18:34

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Pinot · 04/01/2013 18:27

my brother is a he :o

Maryz · 04/01/2013 18:27

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Pinot · 04/01/2013 18:27

I bet they ruddy weren't humouring you, gerrof Envy

HotheadPaisan · 04/01/2013 18:24

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GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan · 04/01/2013 18:22

lol at he's not a he he's a she!

I had a doooom dooooom moment on holiday. Sitting next to a blonde beaitiful 17 year old dd in a bikini and realising that the waiters who do that whole crappy 'NO - you must be her sister' are doing it to HUMOUR me.

Pinot · 04/01/2013 18:21

:o

AnyF, folk were asking after you yesterday - on HoneyD's roll call thread (I think).

BoulevardOfBrokenSleep · 04/01/2013 18:19

I've got the greasemonkey thing working, wo0t!

'Favourite'-ing a poster highlights them in yellow, 'ignore' hides them but leaves their name/posting date box, and there is an option to skip through the thread to your next favourite.

And it took about 30secs to install, including the time it took to restart Firefox (but I did already have Firefox)

AnyFucker · 04/01/2013 18:18

perfuck ? Grin

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan · 04/01/2013 18:18

Bloody hell pag!

I wouldn't know what to say to 20 year old boys, other than 'do you want me to put a pizza on' in manner of how I speak to dd's male mates. TOO young!

No fucker has chatted me up since 2006.

Pinot · 04/01/2013 18:08

ACTUALLY I have a lovely cousin who would be perfuck for you, Gerroff. 41, tall, good bod, funny, witty, loves deep conversations. I them 'em to bits. Even got me a subscription to Psychologies mag so we can discuss shizzle together in our pissed states :o

Except he is actually a she and she lives in Cyprus (hence pissed facebook chats about psychology and shizzle).

But, genuinely, you're very similar and would be fab together.

Fiderer · 04/01/2013 18:07

Well if you're feeling "Eve" Pag there may be more benefits Grin

Must say re Hide Poster, I haven't seen one good argument against and have seen many for. If you choose to hide, then you accept threads may be disjointed and as for the "stand and educate" argument, there will always be those who can and do so, but those who really can't face it could opt out.

If you've opted out, you can't gripe about deletions.

Pinot · 04/01/2013 18:05

perky sisters

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