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Sorry, sorry, sorry. HIDE POSTER button again.

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IamtheZombie · 03/01/2013 17:21

Zombie is old. Zombie is grumpy. She freely admits to those.

Zombie also has one tit left and there are a few posters who are really, really getting on it.

It's getting to the point that she's about ready to take an extended MN holiday just for the sake of her blood pressure and her sanity.

Please, please may we have a hide poster button?

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IamtheZombie · 05/01/2013 00:42

25th birthday.

Mescal. That's the type of tequila with the worm in the bottle.

Zombie had 2 worms.

She was hung over for a week. She still can't even smell tequila without retching.

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SPsFanjoIsAsComfyAsAOnesie · 05/01/2013 00:33

Did someone say southern comfort?

I love the stuff. Great going down, burns like fuck coming back up

BeerTricksPotter · 05/01/2013 00:33

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AnyFucker · 05/01/2013 00:28

oops, I am not pissed this evening. Promise.

AnyFucker · 05/01/2013 00:27

18th birthday drinking S'Cumfort ?

What's wrong with cider and black, followed by pernod ? It certainly makes for interesting coloured vomit on the carpet... pity my mum didn't agree. Bloody blackhearted woman.

Strangley enough, I haven't been able to let one more drop of pernod cross my lips in nearly 30 years.

AnyFucker · 05/01/2013 00:26

18th birthday drinking S'Cumfort ?

What's wrong with cider and black, followed by pernod ? It certainly makes for interesting coloured vomit on the carpet... pity my mum didn't agree. Bloody blackhearted woman.

Strangley enough, I haven't been able to let one more drop of pernod cross my lips in nearly 30 years.

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OliviaPeaceOnMumsnet · 05/01/2013 00:25

@BeerTricksPotter

From I wish to Hide those who detract from my MN experience to Shots I Have Known...

That's why I love MN so very much Smile

We aim to please. Grin

BeerTricksPotter · 05/01/2013 00:23

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NetworkGuy · 05/01/2013 00:15

"pretty much 40% proof so 3 indeed will get you sloshed"

I guess it comes down to quantity in 3, but my first impression was lightweight :)

Remembered my 18th birthday when I had 18 shots of Southern Comfort (also 40% proof) (+lemonade, though some would moan about it) and was still in college the next morning at 8:45... 18 should surely get close to 3 vodka martinis... in terms of volume...

OK, it was 30+ years ago and might do me some serious damage now (as I don't regularly drink anything much stronger than 15% Southern Comfort)

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IamtheZombie · 05/01/2013 00:15

Works just fine here, Beer

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IamtheZombie · 05/01/2013 00:14

Well quite, Beer. They try to tell me that the Piriton fairies don't drink. Ha!

I thought so, AF.

Grin Grin Grin

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AnyFucker · 05/01/2013 00:09

Mainlining vodka ? It's an interesting way of blotting out the nobheads Xmas Grin

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IamtheZombie · 05/01/2013 00:06

I'd like that, AF. I keep asking the chemo nurses to put in a second cannula and hang a bottle of vodka on the IV pole. For some reason they just laugh.

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AnyFucker · 04/01/2013 23:58

Nary a drop ever passes sm's lips Grin

BeerTricksPotter · 04/01/2013 23:54

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WifeofPie · 04/01/2013 23:52

ScottishMummy...are you...drunk ? .

Maryz · 04/01/2013 23:45

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scottishmummy · 04/01/2013 23:45

wouldn't know.I don't need a wddle special zone where I hide posters

RitaRepulsa · 04/01/2013 23:38

And no sooks either eh sm?

scottishmummy · 04/01/2013 20:56

and ye tell the young yins abdthe dinnae believe you bout ole days
limited humphy wee faces
total palaver to bold any long sentence, and nae biscuits

scottishmummy · 04/01/2013 20:53

aye,all fields and could leave your back door open
knew everyone when goin for yer messages
and aibu hadnt been invented.hehee caused stushie when that was suggested

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