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Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/11/2012 19:25

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? Wink

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GodMumsnet · 07/12/2012 14:10

@TrillsCarolsOutOfTune

What have you been trained for...?

I'd like to see the training that goes on :o

Xmas Grin TSSDNCOP

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IceTheChristmasKateMumsnet · 07/12/2012 12:47

I haven't been trained for this...

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LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet · 02/12/2012 22:46

@ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone

HQ you have not just let yourself down but you have let the ENTIRE site down, are you happy now? Sad

We only wanted as song.

Is that really too much to ask?

It is Christmas after all.

Sad Sad Sad

Tsk, it's Sunday Night, I'm tone deaf and I'm here on my own.

You SO don't want this to happen.

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LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet · 02/12/2012 00:02

@EduCated

Do newbies have a list of tasks which they have to complete user supervision before they can be left by themselves?

P+C parking bunfight
General bunfight
Sock puppetry
Mitmoo
Chaos' carp phone malfunction
Hully
Hully on a full moon

Kinda. LukeMumsnet done level 1 Chaos. But we don't let anyone move onto level 3 Mitmoo without several weeks of close monitoring and gin top-ups

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LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet · 02/12/2012 00:00

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

Shaky Grin

Must have Tee Holly and Tee Ivy and Dreamy Dreaming Of A White Christmas.

See Amid The Winter Snowtunes

We Three Empresses

Shaky Night

God Rest Ye Merry Gentle State

Ding Dong Merrily on Mumsnet

Yes, EduCated, and then they get a membership card.

You see. You don't need us...

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HelenMumsnet · 01/12/2012 21:28

@ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone

Not fair,

I can't believe we didn't get a song

Sad

Oh please don't sulk. Trust us, it's better than we don't sing. Ever.

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HelenMumsnet · 01/12/2012 21:28

@DingDongKethryverilyonHigh

Luke still hasnt been to say hello, very rude!

He's hiding in the toilets not around at the moment, DingDong

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OliviaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 21:08

@SoupDragon

It's Friday night. Olivia is busy.
Busy making a very long list of trouble makers to send to Santa
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OliviaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 21:06

I am not sure there is an OFFICIAL HQ song.

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OliviaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 20:45

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 20:42

@EduCated

Only Olivia 'ahem's.

Oi, are you at me?

I'll see you outside

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 20:39

Ahem

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OliviaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 18:27

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

Blank posts normally do it, EduCated.
AHEM. [bhmm]
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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 16:07

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

You could yell at Hully for being norty.

Now, there's an idea... Wink

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 15:30

@HullyEastergully

Oh all right it was a lie

seeing as you're getting all cross and serious

which is a shame as I'd hardly got going at all

I hadn't even done the "describe your breasts" bit

Sad Was looking forward to some yelling...

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 15:24

@Pinot

I recall a CarlMumsnet email, but I've searched my email history and nothing is showing. I don't recall the female body bit, but I may not have read the email. Anyway, nothing in the last 28 days (limit of email history).

Could you look at your PMs, too, Pinot? Would appreciate it...

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 15:23

@HullyEastergully

An email, I think.

It said it was about about female body perception. Apparently there was a voucher for Victoria's Secrets (or whatever) for taking part. That was what I queried, I said I'd rather have a book token.

OK, I'm hoping it was a PM (kinda) because we definitely haven't sent out any invites to a survey about female body perception recently.

Sounds like someone spamming to us. Angry

If you still have the mail, could you please send it to us at contactus at mumsnet dot com and we will do some yelling

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 14:56

@HullyEastergully

it was about a survey.

Did you not have a work experience person or anything?

Seriously, Hully - was it an email from this Carl person or a PM?

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RebeccaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 14:25

@HullyEastergully

Oh so did I!

Were you hacked do you think??

It was quite a strange email on reflection.

What about?

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RebeccaMumsnet · 30/11/2012 14:05

@TuftyFinch

I had an email from Carl.

There is no CarlMumsnet

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HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:57

@SoupDragon

I remember when there were only Justine, Carrie & Rachel plus Tech.

[sigh]

Yes, me too. They have moved on to Higher Things now...

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:36

@HullyEastergully

you know

Nope, not a clue! Has it got anything to do with the wine cellar?

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:28

@ChaosTrulyReigns

Oh, Hullo NewKate, I like your shoes. Tasteful and practical, usually so hard to pull orf. Kudos.

Do you wanna know who to watch out for? Come up and I'll show yuo my spreadshit.

[over-enthusiastic wave] Hi Chaos! I am currently wearing DMs which are in fact very hard to pull off!

[tumbleweed]

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:20

@HullyEastergully

Hi Kate!

Do you go at all?

What do you mean Hully? [polite innocent face]

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:19

(I'm really hoping you won't notice I didn't start that last post with a capital letter and will flame me forever more)

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