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Original poster

Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

363 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/11/2012 19:25

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? Wink

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EduCated · 02/12/2012 00:14

Xmas Grin Helen said Mitmooooooo!

And don't think of it as a song so much as a poem set to music. Seriously, you have the opportunity to name a child Jesus. Why would you not be pouncing on that? Just think of the publicity

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 02/12/2012 00:08

YES WE DO need you. We Puddlehumpers do all the entertaining round here.

We're only asking for HQ to give us ONE little song. One original verse would be fine. And then State will be the new madonna and the world will be saved. Surely the collective brilliance of HQ can do that?

StateofConfusion · 02/12/2012 00:07

My babys going to be stuck with the onion van, and it will be all HQs fault.

Smashing xmas name Helen btw.

I really need to make some effort and do mine, but I've been saying that about the christmas tree and two garlands that are lit now, yet undecorated, dp could do it, but it would be wrong.

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LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet · 02/12/2012 00:02

@EduCated

Do newbies have a list of tasks which they have to complete user supervision before they can be left by themselves?

P+C parking bunfight
General bunfight
Sock puppetry
Mitmoo
Chaos' carp phone malfunction
Hully
Hully on a full moon

Kinda. LukeMumsnet done level 1 Chaos. But we don't let anyone move onto level 3 Mitmoo without several weeks of close monitoring and gin top-ups

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LittleTownofBethleHelenMumsnet · 02/12/2012 00:00

@EmpressOfTheNorthPole

Shaky Grin

Must have Tee Holly and Tee Ivy and Dreamy Dreaming Of A White Christmas.

See Amid The Winter Snowtunes

We Three Empresses

Shaky Night

God Rest Ye Merry Gentle State

Ding Dong Merrily on Mumsnet

Yes, EduCated, and then they get a membership card.

You see. You don't need us...

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone · 01/12/2012 23:58

Brilliant Empress I'm just warming up, I'm working on it Grin

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 01/12/2012 23:56

Shaky Grin

Must have Tee Holly and Tee Ivy and Dreamy Dreaming Of A White Christmas.

See Amid The Winter Snowtunes

We Three Empresses

Shaky Night

God Rest Ye Merry Gentle State

Ding Dong Merrily on Mumsnet

Yes, EduCated, and then they get a membership card.

EduCated · 01/12/2012 23:51

Do newbies have a list of tasks which they have to complete user supervision before they can be left by themselves?

P+C parking bunfight
General bunfight
Sock puppetry
Mitmoo
Chaos' carp phone malfunction
Hully
Hully on a full moon

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone · 01/12/2012 23:49

That was supposed to say " ooh, nice name change" duh

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone · 01/12/2012 23:45

Oolong nice name change HelenMumsNet

I have been thinking of sons for the nativity play so far, I have (titles only)

  • Little Bonkey
  • Once in Royal Puddle City
  • O Come all Ye Humpers
-Away in a Puddle
EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 01/12/2012 23:36

She's OLittleTownOfBethleHelenMumsnet now (which to be fair is a great Xmas name).

HQ is so full now, SOMEONE there must be able to sing.

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone · 01/12/2012 23:33

I'm not still PMSL at Hully winding helen up with emails from carlMN honest

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone · 01/12/2012 23:31

Aw poor Luke and Kate

HelenMumsnet I'm still sulking, we won't give up you know Grin

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 01/12/2012 22:56

But Helen, this song could change a child's entire life.

If BabyState isn't named Jesus (or BeeJesus for a girl) they might NEVER get to have a cabbage van. And that would be Really Tragic.

I can't sing either but I still directed the Musical.

I think we scared Luke too. Poor Luke.

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone · 01/12/2012 22:17

Good thinking Val it would be a bit mean of HQ to leave him, stranded, at the weekend, especially with a full moon. Poor Luke

Valpollicella · 01/12/2012 22:13

Chaos, maybe he is an office dude who actually got lucky with a 9-5 shift

Not like Olivia who puts in for her extraneous time at the weekend with gin payments

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone · 01/12/2012 22:12

I think we scared him Chaos

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 01/12/2012 22:08

Helen.

How can he not be around?

There are many routes to Mumnset, some of them even in portable pocket size packages..

I think you are covering.

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ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone · 01/12/2012 22:03
ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone · 01/12/2012 22:03

HelenMumsnet

I think we would like to be the judge of that. It's not X factor, although you could probably do better than them.

Purrrrrleeeeease! Mwah!

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HelenMumsnet · 01/12/2012 21:28

@ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone

Not fair,

I can't believe we didn't get a song

Sad

Oh please don't sulk. Trust us, it's better than we don't sing. Ever.

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HelenMumsnet · 01/12/2012 21:28

@DingDongKethryverilyonHigh

Luke still hasnt been to say hello, very rude!

He's hiding in the toilets not around at the moment, DingDong

ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone · 01/12/2012 21:15

Not fair,

I can't believe we didn't get a song

Sad
EduCated · 01/12/2012 12:34

Yes. Luffly except that Hully

EmpressOfTheNorthPole · 01/12/2012 10:45

Surely he's not shy? We're luffly really.