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Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/11/2012 19:25

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? Wink

NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:17

oh really...all this fuss...I'm so shy oh they've noticed me yay yay yay

HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 11:51

Anyway why isn't there a nice welcoming thread about NewKateMumsnet?

She's very lovely and may well be sulking because Luke's getting all the attention

HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 11:49

@YankTeeDoodleDanTee

Does he have Cool Hands?

Ice Cold. Especially on the ban button...

HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 11:15

@BookieMonster

Did Luke's Welcome To Mumsnet pack come with pepper spray and a taser?

No, but he did ask if he needed to bring a flak jacket

HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 10:21

@HullyEastergully

Well helllllllllllllo

fresh meat

nom nom

Now now...

HelenMumsnet · 29/11/2012 20:48

Erm, LukeMumsnet, come back!

They're not usually like this, honest

HelenMumsnet · 29/11/2012 20:22

@HoneyDragon

Helen. Mumsnet kind and welcoming? Or Actual proper kind and welcoming?

Actual and Proper

HelenMumsnet · 29/11/2012 20:12

Grin Aw, that would be LukeMumsnet. He's very new. Be kind and welcoming.

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