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Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

363 replies

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/11/2012 19:25

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? Wink

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HullyEastergully · 30/11/2012 12:01

Is Kate a goer?

SillyBeardyDudeyman · 30/11/2012 12:01

Can we tease them out of hiding by tying a gin miniature onto some string and pulling it along the floor?

BookieMonster · 30/11/2012 12:00

Not enough gin, I think.

YouScroogeYouLose · 30/11/2012 12:00

I think they made to bring their own.

unless they have been locked up for stealing it which is why they have not appeared

StaceymReadyForNumber3 · 30/11/2012 11:59

They waste the gin on newcomers?!

CaroleService · 30/11/2012 11:59

Photo?

YouScroogeYouLose · 30/11/2012 11:57

Hmmm neither of them are daring to show themselves....

Too much gin during their initiations?

SillyBeardyDudeyman · 30/11/2012 11:53

Hello NewKate! Are you here for community service too? Grin

weegiemum · 30/11/2012 11:52

I keep getting kind of suggestive texts from a guy called Luke who seems to think I'm called Amy (I'm not).

Hope he's not lukemumsnet, or I'll be complaining!

MNHQ
HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 11:51

Anyway why isn't there a nice welcoming thread about NewKateMumsnet?

She's very lovely and may well be sulking because Luke's getting all the attention

MNHQ
HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 11:49

@YankTeeDoodleDanTee

Does he have Cool Hands?

Ice Cold. Especially on the ban button...

SillyBeardyDudeyman · 30/11/2012 11:46

I heard that he has to work for MNHQ because he got caught drunkenly removing the tops of parking meters...

YankTeeDoodleDanTee · 30/11/2012 11:42

Does he have Cool Hands?

HullyEastergully · 30/11/2012 11:37

Do you like boiled eggs at all, Luke?

SillyBeardyDudeyman · 30/11/2012 11:37

Luke, dude. Be cool. Ice cool...

Fiderer · 30/11/2012 11:34

My mum would get out the Holy Water for him. I could run the tap and hope for the best?

YankTeeDoodleDanTee · 30/11/2012 11:34

Zombie, I forgot to tell you; an arm fell off in your sleep so I replaced it with a wing. I think it suits.

Is Luke going to brave the boards soon?

HullyEastergully · 30/11/2012 11:24

Tell him to slip into something more comfortable and pop out to say hello.

MNHQ
HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 11:15

@BookieMonster

Did Luke's Welcome To Mumsnet pack come with pepper spray and a taser?

No, but he did ask if he needed to bring a flak jacket

OhComeAllYeZombies · 30/11/2012 10:38

Does Luke like Zombies?

Zombie will be happy to take him under her wing until he's settled in.

HullyEastergully · 30/11/2012 10:33

When Pattikins started he came out to play for a bit but Pinot frightened him off and he went to hide in the loo with that cruel Daz.

BookieMonster · 30/11/2012 10:31

I can't believe MNHQ would launch a poor, wee boy out on the board with no way to defend himself. That's bad parenting right there.

HullyEastergully · 30/11/2012 10:27

I'm still so bruised after Little Daz's cruel deception that Luke will have to try very hard to win my tender heart.

Booze helps, Luke. I like a nice red.

BookieMonster · 30/11/2012 10:26

Did Luke's Welcome To Mumsnet pack come with pepper spray and a taser?

MNHQ
HelenMumsnet · 30/11/2012 10:21

@HullyEastergully

Well helllllllllllllo

fresh meat

nom nom

Now now...