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Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/11/2012 19:25

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully? Wink

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IvanaNap · 30/11/2012 12:47

Grin "tits"

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 30/11/2012 12:44
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Valpollicella · 30/11/2012 12:41
TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 30/11/2012 12:40

Hello noble NewKate, hello lovely Luke.

Can I interest you in my campaign for a Science and Nature Club section, before you get too busy with the red button?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/1580675-Science-Nature-Club-Topic-pretty-please

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:36

@HullyEastergully

you know

Nope, not a clue! Has it got anything to do with the wine cellar?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 30/11/2012 12:35

DMs?

At the office?

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:28

@ChaosTrulyReigns

Oh, Hullo NewKate, I like your shoes. Tasteful and practical, usually so hard to pull orf. Kudos.

Do you wanna know who to watch out for? Come up and I'll show yuo my spreadshit.

[over-enthusiastic wave] Hi Chaos! I am currently wearing DMs which are in fact very hard to pull off!

[tumbleweed]

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents · 30/11/2012 12:27

You get emails from MNHQ praising your funnies, Chaos? SIOB indeed. They've never fecking emailed me.

HullyEastergully · 30/11/2012 12:27

you know

SillyBeardyDudeyman · 30/11/2012 12:25

Come into my parlour said the Chaos spider to the NewKate fly...

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 30/11/2012 12:22

Oh, Hullo NewKate, I like your shoes. Tasteful and practical, usually so hard to pull orf. Kudos.

Do you wanna know who to watch out for? Come up and I'll show yuo my spreadshit.

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:20

@HullyEastergully

Hi Kate!

Do you go at all?

What do you mean Hully? [polite innocent face]

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 30/11/2012 12:19

Ahum.

Are yow accusing me of doing the Sexism, AitchEmEn?

I haven't started a threda fir NewKate as she and I haven't crissed paths yet, let alone se;t me an email praising my witticisms.

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:19

(I'm really hoping you won't notice I didn't start that last post with a capital letter and will flame me forever more)

YouScroogeYouLose · 30/11/2012 12:19

Shy? What's that when it's at home?

HullyEastergully · 30/11/2012 12:19

Hi Kate!

Do you go at all?

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NewKateMumsnet · 30/11/2012 12:17

oh really...all this fuss...I'm so shy oh they've noticed me yay yay yay

StaceymReadyForNumber3 · 30/11/2012 12:07

Gin and kissing?! Cor this is getting better by the minute Grin

SillyBeardyDudeyman · 30/11/2012 12:07

Tee I'm not a boy, I'm a ruggedly manly man. With a beard and everything!

BookieMonster · 30/11/2012 12:07

Have we had a MNHQ wedding yet, a la Scott and Charlene?

TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 30/11/2012 12:03

You have two new employees and they're both too scared to come out of the cupboard?

A likely story...

YankTeeDoodleDanTee · 30/11/2012 12:03

I didn't know of NewKate! Hello NewKate!

Excuse our ignoring you. It's because Luke is a boy and we aren't used to boys!!!

::awaits comments regarding Beardy et al::

BookieMonster · 30/11/2012 12:03

Let's get the miniatures and find out, Hully!

SillyBeardyDudeyman · 30/11/2012 12:02

Hully! Shock

YouScroogeYouLose · 30/11/2012 12:01

< offers gin > come out come out wherever you are......